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in a world of US Men’s Hockey team players, be a Paul Rothrock instead.

Can’t yet confirm, but Google is telling me this at least tied the longest first half in MLS history at 61 minutes.

good 61’ first half

Easily the dumbest half of Major League Soccer soccer so far this season. And to think, we've got 991 more of them left in the regular season to try to top it.

Here’s a fun tidbit: The VAR today is Ramy Touchan, the ref who red-carded Obed in the Timbers game for waving his arms too aggressively.

what is going on

Ref's got to do better there, but why is VAR calling him over for that in the first place? Insane.

Only took 20 minutes for the Sounders to get screwed by a ref

The most important takeaway is that "the price of World Cup tickets is too damn high" is a winning campaign message

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

going through old files and just found this lol

Sounders coach seams a bit young no?

who is the child on our bench

as we all expected the seattle mariners accidentally found themselves in the middle of a trade war

Anyways, go ders.

Switching our tv from the Mariners losing to a Cooper Kupp interception throw was quite a uniquely Seattle fan experience.

fuck the yankees

idk I’d want this energy on my team

Gonna be very funny come May/June when Sounders fans hit levels of "told you so" over Roldan that have rarely been seen. We're gonna need new gadgets to measure it.

All the 'Roldan should play for the US' people also want Jackson Ragen in the team. Let's just do what they say. Seattle Sounders at the World Cup.

knew it

manifesting king 👑

Playoffs baseball hits different in Canada, I guess

A Washington state voters guide with the state flag on the cover, and a sticker with a parody version of the state flag, with Seattle Sounders midfielder Paul Rothrock replacing George Washington and the text “The seal of the state of we have Paul Rothrock, YNYA”.

Who wore it better?
(Thanks for the stickers, @sounderatheart.com)

sending this 💟 emoji in a rejection email is diabolical behavior

broke the record for home goals in a season

you must be loving the commentating this evening.

Snyder needs a new kit at half

“they love him here”