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I sprinted across dire marsh for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a cardio kick and a depleted patch kit. I really do this shit.

“You’re another ex not worth writing about” is a banger line that would be self defeating if I ever used

same. i have testimonials

stall graffiti that says 'suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell'

bruh i suck dick at giving head fr

if anybody out there is gonna Marathon, my friend and i need a recon for our destroyer triage…….

why do always i cum harder the 2nd time in a row i get off

bungie stories pre-2000: do you feel your heart burning? do you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters. decay is an extant form of life.

Bungie stories Pre-2009: the multi-polar extra-terrestrial religious cult has fallen to the hands of the glorious Earth military!

Bungie stories Post-2009: the government is fascist. you are disposable to them. they do not give a fuck about people, and they will not let you try.

this is precisely the type of 5 dimensional subversion i’m about

Also I love the lore pages being styled almost identically to the terminals from the original trilogy. Like I am understating just how flabbergasted I am to be exploring the marathon-verse again in 2026. It’s all downstream from the tone and themes of the original. I’m obsessed. When do we see Duran

Also the consumable aspect reminds me of SS1&2/Prey. The loop to me is like lethal company in the wildy with Prey weapons and it plays like Bungie and the guns shoot like Bungie so I am getting it

What got stale with Denny’s 2 is I would loot so many cool things I’d use for a season or for one dungeon when it’s in a rotation or w/e then sit in the vault.

Marathon is the constant feel of when u don’t know what ur vault will look like by the end of the day.

Mathon is fun to me so far.

I actually LIKE that some runs go smooth and flawless and some you just get killed before you can do anything.

Everything’s high stakes til u die then u just laugh like the cosmic joke

quirked up puppy girl with a little bit of wag busts it down doggy style.. is she cuted with the paws?

The new age grifters who 5-10 yrs ago would talk about how cooking or chopping food disrupts its aura (EM field), how man-made drugs put holes in your aura, how modern technology and modern medicines is a curse trying to dilute your holy DNA; they’re all using AI generated thumbnails now.

from reddit r/ExperiencedDevs • 21h ago Tech-Cowboy An AI CEO finally said something honest (Meta Dax Raad from anoma.ly might be the only CEO speaking honestly about Al right now. His most recent take: "everyone's talking about their teams like they were at the peak of efficiency and bottlenecked by ability to produce code here's what things actually look like - your org rarely has good ideas. ideas being expensive to implement was actually helping - majority of workers have no reason to be super motivated, they want to do their 9-5 and get back to their life - they're not using Al to be 10x more effective they're using it to churn out their tasks with less energy spend - the 2 people on your team that actually tried are now flattened by the slop code everyone is producing, they will quit soon - even when you produce work faster you're still bottlenecked by bureaucracy and the dozen other realities of shipping something real - your CFO is like what do you mean each engineer now costs $2000 extra per month in LLM bills"

someone in AI fucked up and actually told the truth

Cute face + twunk bod is peak hot guy formula imo

Jayrnski's Buttercup :3

if apple is all in on bringing back the shiny blobby gelly glassy look they should also go back to bright translucent candy colors

This fop gets me sparkly-eyed….

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

There are so many layers to this

“Stop using dog clickers as fidget toys in public when some people around you may actually trained on them”

Has got to be THE most in-this-shit discourse I have ever seen.

The problem with seeing what they look like now is that I want bassist me and vocalist me to fuck

There are like different personas I feel like I slip into for tracking different instruments, I got a guitar headspace, bass mode, producer mode, etc, and I’ve sometimes kinda imagined how they’d look like as seperate people until it dawned on me “what if…. furries”

Gave like 5 of the voices in my head some character designs….. have plans for them

pretty sure if i never exit the fucking around phase, i never have to enter the finding out phase

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.