You believed you were raising children, but you were merely preparing disciples.
09.03.2026 00:24
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You believed you were raising children, but you were merely preparing disciples.
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.
When I was a kid, I systematically used every crayon in the box so the lesser colors wouldn't feel left out. This is the same as believing in AI consciousness.
the one who loved horses, the one who was a great goalkeeper, the one who kept a diary every day, the one who held her sister's hand when they walked to school, the one who read Harry Potter in English, the one who collected old coins, the one who drew rainbows for her grandmother ...
If the tech overlord class was serious about using AI to usher in a post-scarcity era of abundance, they would be taking this opportunity to pitch three day workweeks and universal basic income.
Instead, it’s mass layoffs while they bloviate about ‘superintelligence.’
I don’t buy it.
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Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards
I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit
If you're in JoCo, feel free to email Mike Thompson and call him a Nazi over this unthinkable, disgusting, dehumanizing, lawless, bigoted attack on trans Kansans, I did. Mike.Thompson@senate.ks.gov
USA is a hockey country, I've always said this. 🥇🇺🇸🏒🦷🦷
John Irving has 2 grandchildren in the Olympics freestyle skiing half pipe and I think he should write a book about freestyle skiing half pipe ala Carrie Soto Is Back.
Study Finds Intermittent Fasting No More Effective Than Conventional Eating Disorder
Study Finds Intermittent Fasting No More Effective Than Conventional Eating Disorder https://theonion.com/study-finds-intermittent-fasting-no-more-effective-than-conventional-eating-disorder/
She got me. She really got me.
Alysa Liu. I am cry. She's such a lovely person. 🥰🇺🇸
What a cursed venue.
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
60 degrees in October: freezing, awful, you're not gonna make it.
60 degrees in February: blissful, spring, you've never been warmer.
Lemme get this straight. I heard about Bill Clinton getting a blow job every day for the entirety of my high school career, but Donald Trump is credibly accused of several instances of child molestation and rape, and that's not worth immediate impeachment?
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
14 years sober today. If you think you should get sober, believe me, if I could do it, you can, too.
everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.
Iga out, Sabalenka on the other side of the draw, Jessica Pegula has looked the best she has in her career. If she doesn't win the #AO now, she ain't winning a major.
I'm glad it's useful for you! ❤️
I guess the hour this morning wasn't enough, he's been leaf blowing for the last hour again. I STG, I hate that white trash jittery asshole. He never even bags the leaves! Just blows them around! I hope he dies sucking that gasoline.
Minnesotans are better people than me because if ICE came for my neighbor who uses his leaf blower 1-2 hours a day, 4-5 times per week, I am pretty confident I would not intervene.
Insurance: we'll never cover anything because we believe all your health problems are because you're fat.
Me: this medicine will make me not fat, will you pay for it?
Insurance: 🌈 no.
