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Squidward “I HAVE GOT TO GET MY D*** SUCKED” YouTube video by Nultari

i dunno why but i heard this as a squidward sentence mix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_f...

I despise the fact that I grew up with a generation of adults scared of evolving technology constantly accusing it of dumbing down my generation

And that now I am an adult watching new generations actually being dumbed down by new technology for real but sound hypocritical when I call it out

You rang?

The boy at 2:00 a.m. looking for BEANZ

You're welcome. Now let me just tuck you in for the night at that size <3

>:3

Girls night on the town but the girls are fucking monsters

<3

Just getting closer and closer under their personal space, voices becoming more and more growling

"Tasty little morsel"

"Wanna come back to our place for dinner?"

:9

@kaijubeast.bsky.social going to bed thinking about bar hopping and club prowling with you picking up cute boys and girls

Totally not hunting for prey to share

Definitely not

:9

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Oh you will >:3

Good night, speck <3

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@dahlular.bsky.social

💚💋

<3

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@dahlular.bsky.social

... and anyone that gets too close gets dragged in too

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us both in monster top mode growling at each other leap at each other and we just turn into one of those cartoon fight clouds

RAISES HAND YES I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED FUCKING COWARDS

instructions unclear

lets both become huge fucking beastly werewolf monster girls and go find some cute boys and girls to maul

but

like

affectionately.

(survival not guaranteed)

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@kaijubeast.bsky.social

granted i also really wanna be the werewolf too so

you know

the conflict of life

So uh

you need a mech?

<_<

>_>

All i wanna do
is get torn in two
by a werewolf woman
a werewolf woman~

all i wanna be
is another casualty
of a werewolf woman
a werewolf woman~

oh i know itll be great
and i just cant wait
to see her snarl and howling

@kaijubeast.bsky.social Butts <3

Jingle all the way

wouldnt say shortest

YET

:3

The littlest brat

coming soon to a con near us :3

i slept like utter shit and my brain is so fucking fried i can barely string two thoughts together right now.

Waking @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social up in the morning like

monkey's paw curls

all messages on bluesky are now sharts

god the last couple years of my life have been such a fucking dumpster fire i still dont even know how im ever going to fix the series of barely-restrained disasters my life has become at this point.

So you effectively wind up locked out of over half your kit which just puts you even further behind and there's not really any good way to catch back up. All of that on top of how reliant they are on melee attacks and how violently you get punished by a well-timed Parry

On top of recent nerfs