Dan, i guess 🤷‍♀️🏳️‍🌈

Good morning happy Friday back to work today and my entire face aches istg if I’m getting a sinus infection again I’ll kill someone

Went into town and didn’t get myself chocolate for snack and now I want chocolate for snack 😭😭😭

“She’s the exception, I am the rule.”

Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

Also getting bored of just an awkward 45 minute layover in London anytime like it’s too long to just hang about but also not enough time to DO anything

Ready for the journey home to be OVER I need my BED I do not wanna be delayed AGAIN

Blurry bathroom mirror selfie with towel covering important bits

It’s still #toweltuesday right? Like that’s a thing we do now and then?

SUCK HIS DICK

This hotel doesn’t even have a hot redhead to blow a load down my throat I am NEVER coming back 😔😔

It’s 2026 why the FUCK is there not a plug next to my hotel bed 😭😭

SO gay 🥰😘

Once again regretting not booking a cheeky lil Manchester hotel for my last day of training bc I’m so CLOSE and I MISS IT 😭

She looks JUST like you 🥰🥰

One of my fave (now closed) fast food places was a chicken place that absolutely slapped but everyone knew to avoid it when it was busy at 2am bc there was a pretty decent chance of food poisoning. BEST chicken shop ever tho I miss it so bad

Ancient thought experiment thwarted by British Pop Divas 😌😌

The OG members are back and won the rights to their name so now there’s precedent. Heidi Amelle and the other one can go fuck themselves I guess 🤷‍♀️

Wait so if the original ship of Theseus prompted a legal battle, the ‘replaced over time’ one would have to take on a different name?

Mutya-Keisha-Heidi is objectively the superior form of the Sugababes but we’re not ready to have that conversation 😔😔

Hotel mirror selfie but in black and white. I am a thicc boy wearing tight boxers

It’s like an hour and a half early but I’m still gonna tag it so I don’t have to post the same pic twice #mcm

This is a check point! Hand them over!!!

Hotel mirror selfie but in black and white. I am a thicc boy wearing tight boxers

It’s like an hour and a half early but I’m still gonna tag it so I don’t have to post the same pic twice #mcm

Warrington I am in you (after 5 1/2 hours of travel)

Am on a train where that’s the final stop and ppl are NOT having a good time 😭😭

Dynamic pricing of all forms needs to die a painful, painful death I am so fr

Still think it shoulda won its National Final but we move

Post some pics of your favourite female video game characters for international women's day.

First heard this on a plane (can’t remember where I was going) and my life was CHANGED

Would give the other passengers at Euston something to listen to at least