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RIVER πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🐢(Jason)

@pup-river

Opinionated, non factual weirdo, Sarcastic homo Pup! Most of the stuff I post is a load of bollox! LGBTQ+ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ He/Him/His/Pole/Pup (sometimes hole). I suck dick. U=U. Pup safe space 🐾 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Husband of Pup Four @pupfour.bsky.social Telegram: @PupRiver

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πŸ˜˜πŸ«‚

12.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh bless her!!

12.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bin that phone.

12.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know exactly what you are going through darling, I see this ever day in my work, nothing anyone says or do will make it better. Lots and lots of hugs your way, I hope you have a good support network around you. πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

12.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just yourself dear πŸ€—

12.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not even sorry for them, they go to these homophobic countries, they know the rules, they break their rules, they get into trouble. We see these stories time and time again and yet, they still go there. Fuck em. You deserve this shit.

12.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They look it. Delicious!

12.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now they truly do look amazing!! Was it a 2 hand job?

12.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is just amazing!

12.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol.... None at all you beautiful beast. Xx

12.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I baked a banana bread today. No filling, sadly 🀣🀣🀣

12.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹

12.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love them!

12.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slut. 😘

12.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You just want a good filling, don't you?

12.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

But then what do I do with all my over ripped bananas, dear oracle??

12.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣

12.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking forward to it.

12.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to bake a banana bread.

12.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a green shirt says you are a genius in white letters ALT: a woman in a green shirt says you are a genius in white letters
12.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Erm.

12.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just me, or is she giving you "Death Becomes Her" vibes?

12.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is simply delightful. I'm bursting with excitement to read this.

12.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm worried about your left ankle, you ok, love?

12.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much so!

12.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel a very strong worded email is needed.

12.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also wondering who the fuck is paying for this shit?

12.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a very big box for 1 plant.

12.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3 days without upstairs power (I broke the circuit) Electricians not replaying to calls. So, I took a pic of the wires, uploaded it to Gemini and it said we've got a "live switch circuit" and then gave direction how to wire it up. Done what Gemini said, and it's all fixed! AI can be used for good😁

12.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm keeping neutral, not getting involved into this news crap. I mute every post I see about the current shit show, it's keeping my timeline lovely and clean, full of dick. Those bloody homos! 😁

12.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0