okay and my god tier winter tip: ice cold bedroom, put an electric blanket under all your covers for 15ish min before bed to preheat. then get in bed, put the electric blanket to the side, sleep like a baby, and turn the electric blanket back on when you wake up so you can tolerate getting up 🤠
i hated trazodone personally, it didn’t help me sleep but did make me feel sluggish the next day. other things i do for good sleep btw are ice cold bedroom with lots of blankets, pitch black (or cover my head w blanket; breathing not a problem thanks to my cpap) plus i keep earplugs on hand
gabapentin, nighttime shower, eating a good dinner, having enough water before bed (dehydration is sneaky! sometimes you may not be thirsty but your heart is pounding and it makes sleep hard)
you do not, under any circumstances, “have to hand it to him”
soda!!!!!!!!
they stole an hour from women
I used to be funnier
being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins
navy sheets are unacceptable, a duvet with navy accents is fine, and end of the day a navy duvet is still not as bad as navy sheets. also for the guys out there reading this you need to wash your sheets weekly and your duvet cover at least bimonthly
do you think chotiner ever reads his interviews back to himself while giggling and kicking his feet
I love to click links and open new tabs.
Unfortunately, I love it more than actually reading the tab and way WAY more than closing unused ones.
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he’s farting again
Theo is great and i love him but in his old age he has started farting regularly in his sleep. don’t love it
patty monahan, if memory serves
who originally came up with “everyone is 12” theory
i wrote this seven (!) years ago and it still holds up imo
i bought him low protein, low phosphorus tube treats! still looking for a kidney safe crunchy treat he will eat :/
when you talk to Theo this is who you’re talking to
public disorder is such a stupid topic online because there's a moron polarization between "someone jacking off next to you on public transit is just da' big city baby" and "I was made a to see a disheveled person. liquidate the vermin classes in camps."
i used to do this and then one time i saw a post from a girl asking how to get shards of glass out of a knit sweater from a moving mishap and it scared me straight 😭
OKALOOSA COUNTY MENTIONED
update: his kidney disease has advanced somewhat so he’s not allowed to have regular churu any more 🥲
we went to the vet yesterday btw
i can’t believe i get to be alive in the era of electric blankets
genuinely, may a love like this find me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ban cars
I do not mogg. I do not maxx. I go to my job and then reheat leftovers and go to bed
also audio books don't count at all. you LITTERALLY didn't read them!
jail is not sufficient for people who would do things like this
