Karl!

Nooooope....

It's... intense. 🤣

Uhhh... that's a normal, even expected, interaction on Grindr...

Hey @mark-carney.bsky.social can you give @albomp.bsky.social some pointers on how to tell Trump "yeah, nah"

He needs to get far better at it.

Kyle Sandilands has always been a challenging wank.

All Americans in the Middle East are non-essential.

Breaking news: the CEO of BMW is leaving.

He gave no indication he was leaving…

Well that’s impressive. Manosphere knows no bounds.

Nice when the garbage takes itself out.

Can’t do that if your car has a carburettor…

There are a couple of bits that are a bit rough, it's a brand new bike from a brand new manufacturer in a country that forgot how to build things.

The wiring to the rear lights and the bracket is a bit "back yard" theres still a couple of rattles. I'd wager it'll come out as production progresses.

All the controls fall to hand, the throttle mapping and response is perfect, regen in a bike is beautiful, so are the brakes. It was a doddle to ride slowly and fun to punt around hard.

The user experience is great, the screen is easy to see and interact with, the drive modes are on point.

Big expensive bikes are about fun, not practicality.

They're about theatre, feeling, they're about being a toy. I thought I'd miss my big thumpy V twin, the exhaust you hear from a half mile away, the torque and the feeling of building revs.

This bike had the fizzyness and feeling. I loved it!

I've driven plenty of EV cars, and I hate all of them. All new cars are shit. The interaction of new cars makes me want to line the Product Managers against a wall and throw rocks at them. From HVAC buried in screens, to dumbass gear selectors, to a telly in the dash, it's terrible.

Not this bike.

Savic C-Series motorcycle

Well! I just used the best EV I've ever interacted with! The Savic C-Series.

Dunno... I mean the U.S. President seems immune?

One take is that AI will have us kill ourselves.

With shame.

AI has access to, and the ability to compile and curate ALL of our data. All of those late night dirty texts. The fake accounts that people made to comment on things. The dick pics. The group chats.

It'll release the lot...

Them: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: shooting a terminator

I think that’s where we all might be:

I quite like standard Australian pub fare.

I'd choose those in a split second. Even at standard Australian pub fare prices.

There's a pub I go to at ANU that is 3/4 pub fare 1/4 Asian It's fantastic. I swear the 1/4 Asian is because the kitchen wants to cook something they like...

Ohh yeah, it’s intense!

Me too. What happened to him?

Then add a few extra taxes aimed at mining and rich and we’ll be fine.

Gold plated health care and child care. Sorted.

And now we even know who he was emailing

Me? Sleep. Jerk off. Take my dogs for a walk.

Look after my dad.

You know, America’s whole nightmare would end today if someone told Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 15 minutes…

One advantage of AI:

When teenagers post videos of them or their friends doing dumb shit, years later when they try to get a job, they can just claim “wasn’t me, was AI”

The kids will be ok.

And they can be still chaos kids.

Brisbane owner quoted $70,000 a year as home insurance premiums surge Home insurance premiums continue to rise, with properties in natural disaster-prone areas paying the most.

We're getting closer, but not quite there yet, to the nationalisation of the residential property insurance market www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

I know, it’s one of the many reasons I follow you!

I just promote chaos whenever I can.

NO! Be unfiltered! Be unorganised! Be the unedited chaos you wish to see in the world!!