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Ah, yes. The classic "schrödinger's fuck around and find out" or "S.F.A.F.O." for short. 😂

Ah, yes. The classic "schrödinger's fuck around and find out" or "S.F.A.F.O." for short. 😂

RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

Living Human Brain Cells Play DOOM on a CL1 YouTube video by Cortical Labs

Agreed... Both very impressive and super distressing at the same time.

I keep thinking of that episode of black mirror where the girl gets her brain copied and turned into an "AI" assistant, but it's actually just her sentient mind stuck in a device. Horrifying...

youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE?...

freshy baked 🍪

an artwork by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with brown hair tied up a bun, wearing a black turtleneck, green cardigan, and yellow socks. Sitting in the "Bad Girlfriend Box." Because she ate all the cookies

the girlfriend punishment box

This is some Grounded shit!

"Steve Furber at the University of Manchester, UK, agrees that Doom is a significant level up from playing Pong, but he says there is still a lot we don’t understand about how these neurons are playing the game, such as how the neurons know what is expected of them or how they can “see” the screen with no eyes."

UMMM.... 👀😱

Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

2026, man

www.newscientist.com/article/2517...

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

Our thoughts should be with the 100 children killed when we bombed a girls’ school, not with soldiers of an invading army. Even if that invading army is us.

Uh huh...

And the hundreds of Iranian children that got murdered weren't mentioned at all in this message, huh?

I feel as though y'all ain't reacting fast enough and it's kind of infuriating.

All of you in power are sitting on your asses while CHILDREN die to greed and stupidity!! 🤬😤

crossposting here i drew mizuki overwatch as a duck

I was going to make a joke about "laws are made to be broken" but honestly with the current administration literally breaking laws everyday to commit atrocities... I just don't have the energy to do so...

😮‍💨😔

Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.

a man in a knight 's helmet is saying `` stop ! you violated the law ! '' . Alt: a man in a knight 's helmet is saying `` stop ! you violated the law ! '' .

You, about to write a second page of your one page comic:

These #Cat #Drawings Somehow Capture Pure Chaos in Just a Few Lines - #art by ShouXin #CatArt #graphite

Link: mossandfog.com/these-cat-dr...

And another link: mymodernmet.com/cat-drawings...

a cartoon wolf is wearing a suit and tie . Alt: A cartoon wolf is wearing a suit and tie giving "the look". You know the one I'm talking about.

Wolf from red riding hood pretending to be Grandma: "All the better to kiss you with, my dear"

Health potion logic YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League

I thought they were eating an entire potion... Bottle and all...

It made me think of this skit from years ago. 🤣

youtu.be/VjXOwUnJzA0?...

Health potion logic YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League

I thought they were eating an entire potion... Bottle and all...

It made me think of this skit from years ago. 🤣

youtu.be/VjXOwUnJzA0?...

two dogs are sitting next to each other in a living room . Alt: two dogs are sitting next to each other and the one dog is aggressively growling and licking the scared one...

Me chuckling at this and my wife asking me if I really thought that was chuckle worthy:

A badly drawn side profile picture of the old school art style girl character referenced in the original post.

I always thought it was a Kermit side profile kind-of-thing. 🤣

(Please ignore my horrible proportions... 😅)

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

i retouched this a bit

"that time i got reincarnated as a ditto after destroying kanto and and I am forced to to mate with every Pokemon at the daycare"

The epilogue:

No no no, this is a better title