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Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3248 πŸ” 531 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 52

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 761 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s notβ€”

04.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 604 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 113
04.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2705 πŸ” 751 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20
I got paid lol.

 Its not 7k a post but i def get paid for every Israel mention. 
Even the troll posts are paid....

I got paid lol. Its not 7k a post but i def get paid for every Israel mention. Even the troll posts are paid....

There you go. First person I’ve seen confirm firsthand they have been paid to do social media hasbara for Israel.

β€œEven the troll posts are paid.”

04.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 710 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 54

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7436 πŸ” 1507 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 71

and i spent $400 to see it in person, what of it

04.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

03.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 8050 πŸ” 1929 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 67

back in MY day OUR illegal Middle East war had FOUR WEEKS of in-country assault planned out before Republican leadership expected democracy to magically happen

03.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

FUUUCK PANIC BUY THE 90 DOLLAR IBERICO HAM FROM COSTCO NOW

03.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

03.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 5896 πŸ” 1474 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 38

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

03.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 2602 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 27
another generational quagmire in the middle east for no real gain

but in pokopia font

another generational quagmire in the middle east for no real gain but in pokopia font

03.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And this is why there are no bigger Zionists out there than extremist Evangelicals

03.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it fucken WIMDY

28.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3379 πŸ” 1370 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8
03.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

now?? as in, today???

02.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 13306 πŸ” 5978 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 58
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01.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

28.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3691 πŸ” 968 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

28.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 2925 πŸ” 786 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

a new war in the Middle East, run from the criminal president’s Florida resort, sponsored by Polymarket and brought to you by the thoughtfulness and maturity of r/pol

28.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 950 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

If you’re fucking whining about feeling unsafe right now and you aren’t living in Iran please shut the fuck up for ONE DAY

28.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 7046 πŸ” 1034 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15

you wanted this you demon

28.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cry me a fucking river you bloodless ghouls

28.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reddit occupied government

28.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sick, evil fucking idiots. Not just monstrous but deeply stupid. The people of Iran deserve our solidarity.

28.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

all the the mighty and morally superior β€œWest” knows how to do anymore is murder children

28.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 2188 πŸ” 525 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

y’all don’t need me to tell you this but this is plainly unconstitutional under any remotely rational reading of the constitution

26.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1236 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8