Apathetk (@apathetk) — bluesky.baby

Happy Valentine's Day from Best Tomboy Elezen™
#ValentinesDay #ValentionesDay
#AlisaieLeveilleur #FFXIVArt #FF14 #FinalFantasyXIV

13.02.2026 22:32 👍 268 🔁 82 💬 4 📌 0

09.01.2026 02:45 👍 382 🔁 105 💬 2 📌 0

"Sees you when your sleeping, knows when you're awake"

Thats what you think Santa, I have lined my house with lead and warded it against scrying. Youre only going to see what I want you see: my simulacrum doing good deeds to get me on the Nice list.

21.12.2025 10:20 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

I met Lv 1 now and have converted to my new religion
#ffxiv #ffxivart

20.12.2025 16:47 👍 840 🔁 438 💬 7 📌 1

Friend: what'cha doin today?

Me: I have to make honey's feet look appealing, can you take reference pictures for me?

Friend:😐

Me:🥺

21.12.2025 22:07 👍 114 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 0

23.11.2025 02:13 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)

19.11.2025 06:33 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

lets kill god

16.11.2025 08:41 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0

I think I might polymorph myself and escape society to live as a fruitbat.

That seems easier

18.11.2025 10:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Devil deal tip #8:

Mortals are very easily bought off. Most will sell you thier soul for like, 20 dollars or some food.

They will sell the soul of others for even less.

18.11.2025 10:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 👍 9903 🔁 2768 💬 114 📌 157

I don't know how to exorcise that Demon but I do have a buddy in medschool.

We can for-sure stop your heart for a bit and I'm pretty sure the Demon will slide right off.

11.11.2025 07:35 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Flowerchild

10.11.2025 21:56 👍 4098 🔁 1602 💬 42 📌 10

bro skipped the microaggressions and went straight to macroaggressions, lmao

01.11.2025 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.

Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅

31.10.2025 12:48 👍 4268 🔁 1970 💬 178 📌 987

Woooooo!

30.10.2025 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New video goes live tomorrow on Halloween at 19:00 UTC

30.10.2025 16:34 👍 275 🔁 39 💬 12 📌 5

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 👍 14237 🔁 4396 💬 117 📌 250

Illustration of a young lady making a pot of way too many ramen noodles. Magical smoke is escaping through the window. Drawn by gdbee, Oct 2025

🌈 ramen noodles

11.10.2025 14:21 👍 4764 🔁 1466 💬 54 📌 13

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

11.10.2025 23:10 👍 21552 🔁 6479 💬 447 📌 373

alphinaud is not a coward because he stepped onto a garlemald warship with nothing but a vague ambassadorship to protect him just to forge peace between nations but I do think he has the energy of a boy who will not get a drink of water at night because five nights at freddys is at the fridge

11.10.2025 23:17 👍 556 🔁 269 💬 6 📌 2

Once we finish killing the planet, we'll finally have the raw materials to get some REAL necromancy going on here.

13.10.2025 00:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Teach a man to Fly, and they'll fly for 1min per caster level

Push him off a cliff and they'll fly for the rest of their life

13.10.2025 06:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0