Honey Smut Cheerios

Fat man lifting shirt in hallway. Pants dark green.

Woulds’t thou like to live deliciously?

Have yall ever seen an pretty girl get ugly like this???

Messy like this?!?

Losing her shit?

This is about TChal*met

I love when a twink I hate says something stupid and is getting hate from all over now 🤭

*putting on my Phantom of the Opera mask*

CUM FOR ME MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Wait that dumb ass box of botox cunt was fired? LMAOOOOOOOOOO

I hate when men on Survivor are like “I want to play an honest admirable game” … bitch just come out and say “I’m too stupid to play strategically and I’m not interesting or charismatic enough to play socially” #Survivor50
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Yes this is about the waste of casting, Joe.

Fat man in light green & white shorts shirtless looking at camera

Happy Lovely Lady Lumps Day

Yes! (But also not too much on my bi baby Benedict)

Also I am a Yerin Ha STAN now btw

Bridgerton Seasons Ranked ✨per moi✨

Season 2
Season 4
Season 1
Season 3 (They did Pen so dirty by giving them like no smut)

Most days being called fat by a stranger in public is like meh whatever put some more effort in, but other days, like today, it kinda fuckin sucks.

Also this is a reposted pic from a month ago yall don’t have to glaze it this time

Hey Shia… BOO 👻

STUN! 💙

Maybe I’m just too high but Benedict coming out to Sophie made me cry. He was so nervous and that breath out after she was ok with it was so fucking real.

How am I?

I’m fine, I’m just cheering “eat her out! Eat Her Out! EAT HER OUT!” while watching Benedict Bridgerton GO. TO. TOWN. on Sophie (queeeeeen)

360 being a song in Bridgerton season 4 is SENDING ME

One day we are going to wake up and he’s going to be dead and we will call in to work and we will celebrate and we will laugh and we will party

Meme of Jennifer Coolidge from A Cinderella Story that has a blonde woman (Jennifer Coolidge) wearing tanning glasses. She is saying “You’re not very pretty, and you’re not very bright. Oh, I’m so glad we had that talk”

Me to my reflection after going 0-3 at my MtG pre-release

True Life, I can’t stop listening to the new Hilary Duff album!

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

I think it’s about time we got another Sara Bareilles musical

I have mad respect for Maura taking that all in stride.

Hey so I need The Pitt to turn a lil more Greys Anatomy and have someone push Ogilvie down a set a stairs or have him fall off the chopper bay or something and then it can go back to normal.

Hey Siri! Play Cheetah Girls 2 soundtrack