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Writer, designer, rule of three enthusiast. www.ryanvance.co.uk

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Quite satisfied Traitors Ireland follows the flow of all Irish stories: jokes jokes jokes laughs laughs laughs FUCK woe woe woe tears tears tears and then it just sort of ends

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite jealous of you coming to this in your own time as an adult, there’s a howling inconsolable feverish boredom in it, that I don’t think I appreciated when it was set as assigned reading as a first year in uni.

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Night of the Living Kids

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Flying once a year omits more carbon than *some* people [poors]."

06.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Colin Stetson - Spindrift (Official Video)
Colin Stetson - Spindrift (Official Video) YouTube video by Colin Stetson

Colin Stetson live booked lets gooooooo
youtu.be/KJHr2DlRog8?...

06.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But if you live on the mainland you can absolutely get somewhere sunny by train with relative ease. We went to Toulon by train last winter and it was reasonably warm and easy to get to.

Probably significantly easier if you go abroad without your mood-killer husband, too.

06.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As we only learn what his job was, not hers, I have to assume he's the reason they're loaded; so she maybe didn't have the same opportunities, but now that she cares about this issue, she's jealous he got to travel all over the world for work back when this wasn't an issue most people cared about.

06.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has it ever been produced as a straight-up satire? It's not often performed because it's generally thought to be sub-par, sort of a clearing-the-cobwebs before he bashes out The Tempest. But I think if you approached it as a pop-culture referential slapstick, it would bang.

Like Shrek.

05.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every copy of a character or plot hook from his previous plays is sort of janky and cack-handed, but it's delivered so heavy-handedly, you have to assume it's deliberate; a warning that mimicking the outdated ideals of dead empires is maybe, you know, not the best for national stability.

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also featured: the princess Imogen (image) dresses up as a boy, Fidele (fidelity), to escape the bastard Cloten (clothes); he dresses up as Imogen's lover, Posthumus (after death), but gets beheaded and mistaken by Fidele to be Posthumus. There's also a Lidl Middle Lady Macbeth.

It's not subtle!

05.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Near the end, Jupiter "descends in thunder and lightning, sitting upon an eagle: he throws a thunderbolt", and it really feels like a last ditch attempt to throw the whole thing out due to technical difficulties, budget concerns, general health and safety. So silly! So spiteful! The drama, mama!

05.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cymbeline. It's the Scary Movie of Shakespeare, taking the piss out of tropes on which he built his legacy, to not-subtly protest being commissioned to write a propaganda piece for England's expanding empire, in which a fledgling Britain is a rehash of Rome, which ultimately fell. Very entertaining.

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can I uton yukinagasyan egg in this trying time

05.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon! The 404 Ink Bursary for small presses and accompanying crowdfunder will launch in mid-March. This will give away at least Β£3,000 to small presses - we hope to raise more to pay it forward to even more people.

04.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

We're in separate beds at the moment and, tbh, it's working out alright as while I snore, he's very jumpy until he hits deep sleep, so it's keeping us from disturbing each other - but I've been in and out of the GP's for years about this and all they've recommended is better sleep hygiene...

05.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would be too with such a Prince of Persia-ass death.

05.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Longueville/beguile is giving when you've just learnt a new word but aren't quite sure yet how to pronounce it, we've all been there.

05.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourite things about NTS radio is, with their two channels, they understand that in the morning you only ever either want to float slowly to consciousness through the soft haze of chill-core dream-pop folk-jazz, or be fried awake by five smoke alarms in a battle royale.

05.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I ask how bad your symptoms had to get before the NHS gave you one? I’m half convinced my sleep trouble is partly to do with poor breathing but if I’m not nodding off while driving on the motorway, my GP isn’t gonna consider it (I suspect because they ain’t cheap, but neither’s chronic insomnia)

05.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbreaking: a designer paid by the hour has just discovered how to do something very time consuming much quicker.

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
At the rubber man factory

At the rubber man factory

At the rubber man factory

04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

I love that YouGov is so alarmed by its own poll that it has to add a note saying, effectively, "don't take this too seriously, it's probably skewed by weird, irrelevant stuff like... um, stuff that's happening in the world and things people are starting to think."

04.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heavy is the plane that isn’t flown

04.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes self-care looks like changing the shortcut for pasting text without preserving the original format, to the shortcut for pasting.

04.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6553 πŸ” 1856 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 105
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Trans Healthcare Access Glasgow - Open Collective Improving access to blood testing for trans people in Glasgow

Couldn't make it to the gig last night? You can donate to Trans Healthcare Access Glasgow here:

03.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DJ setlist and review: There Will Be Blood! @ Stereo, Glasgow I’m currently in the middle of a busy fortnight for work-related travel (more on that soon!) But last night, I managed to make the most of a brief return to Glasgow. The occasion was There Wi…

Had an incredible time at the Trans Healthcare Access Glasgow fundraiser last night! Got home sweaty and happy. I wrote some stuff about how great Sersie, Deep Filff, comfort were, plus reflected on the changing landscape of trans/feminist music and politics.

03.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love to accidentally trigger bsky’s adult content filter with a shitpost

04.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Taking recommendations for deep tissue massages in Glasgow. None of this relaxing, gentle, gongs and jasmine nonsense. I want to go in one shape and come out another. I want to bruise.

03.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0