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its crazy that there’s a thousand island dressing but it only took one undressing island to make the news

every coterie got the augur, the eagle and the sacred chicken

if you think your crew don’t got a sacred chicken… playboy, you’re the sacred chicken!!!

I hate studio magicians. quit pulling a rabbit out of the guitar case and mix the fucking song dude.

It takes courage to be Kind. 😌

those people who were afraid of the first train footage were probably retarded

I been there

the effects of ozempic on family gatherings will be felt in 3 years when we see a noticeable uptick in children under 10 with capgras syndrome

great.

the doctor just diagnosed me with The Malady.

I'm on a C food diet. I only eat crab, crayfish, cod, caviar, that sort of thing.

have you ever had a mystery?

Sorry I’m just going to call posts on here tweets

just started my resistance garden

i’ll say it, good for her!

#RickAllinYoMorty

you’re dumb as shit in my head cannon bro

non-binary guess who is a nightmare

get epically neutered.

you know, like minions. from the movie?

@evansasha.bsky.social follow back u ain’t drake

Pedophile swingers hosting jangling key parties.

you gon §uck whatever i pull from this state code

I like good vibes and mellow notions

nah but fr why is he so f*cking orange😭

cmon man

@haleyc.bsky.social hey

ooohhh Im gonna be mean here

bluesky: where culture comes to die

just found out about the whole ukraine thing… pretty effed up #tbh

I forgor I was on here