Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug)

It is an existential imperative that we begin a serious global dialogue about how ‘experts’ as the media uses the term, consistently lag behind us laymen when it comes to Knowing Some Bullshit When We See It.

Again: BlueSky is really funny to me, because it was made by a bunch of tech entrepreneur-types and they’re instinctually driven towards bad ideas, but then they unexpectedly got saddled with a user base of furries and trans people that keeps pointing out that their ideas are bad, and they HATE it.

Meme made from a Facebook post screenshot with a pic of a big shark reading a smaller shark and text reading "A female shark in a Seoul aquarium didn't like a male shark bumping into her so she ate him." And a reply to it reads "with international Women's Day around the corner, let's not forget this inspiring feminist tale"

Have you become a seal, or perhaps a hyrax, recently?

cw: boobs
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Resident Evil AU where everything is the exact same except Grace has giant tits

this is what society gets for stigmatizing drugs and sex because now some adults are experiencing euphoric feelings for the first time ever from their computers and defining it as celestial and otherworldly and not for what it is - another chemical reaction in the brain

Gosh, thanks for trying to fill me on our date 💙

You didn't succeed, but it was the effort I appreciate~ 💋

*extremely seductive belch*

The fact that AI has poisoned the 'look at this cute animal' well should be enough for every person on the internet to hate it

Guys, please stop sharing this. It's GenAI, look at the doors between the two images (stickers disappear, opening vs sliding in the second, two bars on second image doors), look at the wolf's legs, look at the impossible cat trees along the back wall

binary duo work !!
for !!
@itsyogurt.bsky.social !! feat. luca !!

Calcium please 🥛

Some more Angela from Atlyss 😌

Bluesky, I-

We-

Listen, we like your platform a lot.

But you really gotta stop reloading the gun you've been shooting yourself in the foot with.

The United States has consistently wasted more tax dollars "avoiding socialism" than a full slate of social programs would have ever cost.

If you want to excise kink from the furry community you are a fascist. You don't get to hide behind obfuscating language. You are a fascist and the thing that you want is fascism.

are they gonna give this child a trophy that says 'prettiest bitch' 😭

Commissioned by Bayte! A speedy sketch of Frankie and Ardent going at it movie poster style on top of a nondescript city. “CAN THE CITY HOLD THIS MUCH MASS?” “ASSCAT VS TITZILLA” in theaters March 5th! Frankie’s ass crushes some buildings while Ardent’s tits barrel her over. Keywords: Macro march furry kcahcomms

Well, it is macro march…
#KCAHcomms

A robot catgirl CASS is holding up and inspecting an early 2000s novelty computer mouse filled with blue liquid and a plastic clownfish. Her colouration matches the mouse, and her abdomen is transparent, filled with the same liquid and a floating rubber duck.

Novelty peripherals got out of hand in the early 2000s

Tragedy: Horse fursona with a burp kink.

Whale mermaid Mira in a crystal blue ocean. She's propped herself up by her elbows on a pipework jetty, resting her head in her hands as she uses a section of pipe as a straw to drink from a massive spherical tank on a ship that's labelled "CHUM"

I takes an entire logistics system just to keep one whale girl fed

My half of an art trade with @sargassums-sea.bsky.social of their OC Mira! I had an absolute blast working on this one

Bad dragon outbidding cult of the lamb for the Jim Carrey birthing rhino was not on my 2026 bingo card, but boy am I glad it happened.

ESPECIALLY 👏 do NOT 👏 use it 👏 to make 👏 NSFW art👏 of other people's fursonas 👏 WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT 👏

I don't even know who that is, unfortunately!

Fair enough!

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

Kubrick apparently said something to the effect "if it can be imagined, it can be filmed" and I dont actually think thats true except with animation

Or, if the characters are just animals, if she doesn't have long eyelashes and the shape of her chest doesn't imply titties?

macro march 6