3.5k is a wild deal
06.03.2026 23:41
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3.5k is a wild deal
The woman who told FBI agents that Trump sexually assaulted her when she was as young as 13 recalled that she and her mother received death threats afterward, with callers saying “we know where you’re at, you need to keep your mouth shut."
Here's a Miami Herald gift link.
To disperse looters during 2020 unrest, Des Moines police officer, a “less-lethal munitions expert” who is in “fear for his life,” rides around in a Bearcat shooting people without warning or command. People like this plaintiff, who wasn’t rioting or looting and who suffered a broken finger. Eighth Circuit: Because the officer didn’t intend to arrest her, there’s no Fourth Amendment claim, and, because he didn’t intend to harm her, there is no Fourteenth Amendment claim.
i'm on top of @shortcircuitij.bsky.social right as it comes out this weeks and oh boy, just look at this shit
Catching up on the Pitt: that kids hand is fucked up
Well, fuck
it actually makes sense when you understand it was made by a media illiterate gooner whose brain is unable to process concepts more complex than "badass big man"
They’re starting to spray the fields which means the farmers will be filling up the big tractors with 4 bucks plus diesel, good job guys
Gas price check: 3.50 lmao
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.
🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨
Using the “I am the danger” clip from Breaking Bad is good stuff. An ego-mad moment from a guy destroying his family’s safety out of a warped need to self-suck and wanting credit for it, which immediately backfires
butter chicken tesla
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
As far as concessions go, “the people for whom I am advocating are objectively unable to do the jobs I want them to have, and also have a nasty history of disqualifying themselves with their own rank bigotry” is an incredible thing to have to write
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
Shohei Ohtani's grand slam, as called in Japan:
going to the casino to play the new machines
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
The 10% audience support —> switching to interview an editor at The Economist really sums it up
Killing people should not be something we do quicker than the speed of thought
He is smoking a cigarillo while cooking, that food is gonna be the best goddamn food you've ever eaten.
two astronauts scheduled to go up on the same shuttle mission in 1992 got married 9 months beforehand but kept it a secret from everyone bc NASA wouldn't have let them go up if they had known. do i have to draw you a diagram
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.
Terror Alert Level:
Heard from some people at @unitehere.org today miffed that the NYT didn’t mention the union’s role in these NC races—they knocked on 46,000 doors! And this story doesn’t mention sone people quoted are Unite Here members.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Stardew update: fuck these squids
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
Make her a space force general too
