@2happyright

Are you Shore? Pauly Walnuts asking for a friend.

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

There's truly, an Epic Fury going on, it's still release all of the Epstein files.
*We will not be distracted.

This is why we can't have nice things...
Trump

Or betterly LOL

Hey the king of corruption is on t.v. talking sum bullsh*t.

Since I took office...
I did this
I did that
I did everything...
And so bigly and bitterly than anyone especially sleepy Joe.
*SEE NO NEED TO WATCH.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

What time is the SOTU Address?
*That's ok, I'll be busy washing my hair

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Tarnish a gold medal in one second...
Party with Krash Patel.
*we are such an embarrassing country.

Imagine inviting Krash Patel to your house for a party.
*No don't
*F that guy.

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

C'mon Bluesky make me laugh. Out loud. Like alot.
* We all need this yesterday.

CBS stands for Censorship Broadcast System.

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I'm so sorry. My condolences.

So awesome thank you for sharing.

Jeeeze, I hate that it is like this in this country. I am thankful he is standing up.

For Valentines Day, it's you and me, in the moonlight sailing on a Bob sled for two.
*I'm watching too much Olympics.

Cries during cartoon today as I babysat, What? Don't you?
*Proof I'm still alive.

For real

Once and for all, repeat after me,
We can save ourselves together we can save ourselves.

All those journalists laid off today in the Bezo sweep, please come together and create an independent news media we can all get behind.

Even though tomorrow isn't Groundhog day, I'm going to get up and do the same sh*t again!

Every time poopy pants sues someone we get to see the discovery! So those details will be delicious!
*He lies like a dog.

God im soooo glad I watched It! Thank you Trevor for making us laugh.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicted the Epstein files are still missing.