Bill Chopik

I have a business proposition for you.

Can I borrow $8K?

Yeah, drew the short straw this year. :( I'll fill you in sometime!

Hi everyone, if you're looking for a #SPSP2026 talk to go to at a ridiculously early hour (8am), I'm giving a talk on how your childhood memories change when you're an adult (Room E258, Level 2; McCormick Place). Here's a preview!

I think this might make for a good out-of-office reply.

Thinking about it...should probably be professional/see people instead...probably just as exciting as getting one drink ticket at a happy hour instead of a once-in-a-lifetime experience...

I'll let you powerbomb me through a flaming table and the secretary of education will be there.

Lol, there's a WWE pay per view event in Chicago while I'm at a conference. Come to my session on relationships on Friday at 8am. I'll let you hit me with a folding chair

Thanks. I felt like my last therapist never understood how I felt.

Thanks. I felt like my last therapist never understood how I felt.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Ugh, I hate when you find out your favorite foods are unhealthy and contaminated.

If you're looking for a terrifying way to overcome procrastination, I recommend "The Most Dangerous Writing App." If you stop writing for more than 5 seconds, it'll delete everything you wrote that session. I don't think I can, but maybe you're desperate enough?

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Jesus, just use the metric system. I don't need to know how many Golden Retrievers something weighs.

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"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."

It's crazy that they got this footage of Lansing's downtown

Stop asking me to review things.

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Hey, everyone! Not enough social media in your life? Desperately need memes and study updates? My lab recently created an instagram page. Could you do me a favor and follow it? First post has otters if that helps.

www.instagram.com/crlifespanlab/