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Probably yelling about TV shows or women’s sports | Adult Educator | M.Ed | she/her | Cle | 🌈🌸

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Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.

05.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29325 πŸ” 3993 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

where were you the day Noem was the last person to find out she was fired

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

turned on c-span, was she told she was fired yet

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

How has nobody asked Kristi Noem if she knows she’s been fired yet

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s crazy how accurate veep was

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

05.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 20069 πŸ” 5682 πŸ’¬ 508 πŸ“Œ 220

Me rn

05.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

18,545 in the crowd tonight.

Not bad for a rainy Wednesday night.

05.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Can Alyssa have one goal, as a treat?

05.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lily yayyyyy

05.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put Yohannes and Shaw in I’m trying to see something

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

ALLY SENTNOR OFF THE CORNER KICK THE US BREAK THROUGH!

05.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think "affair" is the really right term when he was texting a congressional aide explicit messages and she wrote back "this is going too far, boss"

05.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 3004 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 19

I would like to see Yohannes

05.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I still hold this was the worst game of soccer and the best CONCACAF game in one swing

04.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Pretending that USWNT isn’t playing in Columbus so I can pretend I’m not mad that they are playing in Ohio and I couldn’t go since it’s during the week

04.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but someone might be buying something not healthy with food stamps, so....

04.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10918 πŸ” 3032 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39
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linda caicedo is too smooth with it

04.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

Massholes, this is a chance to use your powers for good. I believe in y'all.

04.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fight for trans people, or lose your job to someone who will.

04.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the quickest way to lose the entire new england vote

04.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Supreme Court TX has ruled for pure fucking CHAOS if the primary is close enough to matter

04.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1720 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 8

I really, really don’t need a note.

You say, β€˜I was in the ER withβ€”-β€˜ Imma stop you right there. I don’t need the deets. Just get well.

04.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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WOWWWW

03.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arike called game. She wasn't letting anyone else take that.

03.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cool that not only did we start an illegal, immoral war, we did it entirely unprepared and in the stupidest way possible.

03.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0