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“Social murder is fine,” idk what to tell you dawg

Imagine being a writer for Bill Maher, imagine embarrassing that must be

The world may be on fire, but we still have the Boonta Eve Classic. I think Quadinaros has it in the bag this year.

Sebulba smiling

Me when I see it’s almost time for this years Boonta Eve Classic

The world may be on fire, but we still have the Boonta Eve Classic. I think Quadinaros has it in the bag this year.

“Give us your oil or we’ll kill you” isn’t the best threat to make when you’re, you know, killing them.

Lib posting in 2020 was wild, it was all like “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my covfefe 🤣🤣🤣” and Brooklyn dad calling leftists slurs

I went out with a woman like this last night. Lenin wand Marx were right when he said these people can never hold power.

China is so fucking useless, an absolute disgrace to the communist international principles. The USSR gave nukes to Cuba. Castro personally bankrupted South Africa. Vietnam went to war with Cambodia to save them from pol pot. These feckless pieces of shit are an insult to human dignity.

The Bride! is at once a remarkably ambitious and a remarkably shitty movie. Like, startlingly bad in insane and unhinged ways

The woman crying watching me ride off into the sunset: “Wait! What will I tell the others? Who do I tell them saved th town?”
Me, nodding my hat: “You tell them it was the man with the biggest wiener you ever saw.”

The only cops I respect were the noble peacekeepers of the USSR and the glorious people’s republic of China 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

So the smoking hot lady from last night was kind of giving off some conservative vibes, and at a certain point was like “I’m sick of being dominant, I want to submit” and I was like “wtf are you talking about” and she said she used to be a feminist, but not anymore, she’s tired.” Ok have fun bye

I saw this movie high as hell and turned to my coworkers and said “I do not care for this copaganda, this is revisionist as to the role of police as groups of armed men with the monopoly on violence,” and one of my coworkers also very high started crying

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Obvi not the most important thing, but “mutilization.”

Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

First of all, Goku is the hero.

The hottest girl you know is with the midden dude who runs a Star Trek org game, it’s almost a fact of nature

Aircraft carrier sinking in the next three days all but guaranteed

That’s right

I’ll grant you that. It’s at best in poor taste.

He did be saying slurs and using them inappropriately and he is an actual Jewish supremacist, I should be adding more context.

Gonna make her laugh at the wine bistro and wind up being the dad that stepped up

Make em laugh, make em breakfast baybeeeee

I did tell my French Israeli coworker he had to stop using our interns as goy slaves and he got so mad

I have a date tomorrow with maybe the hottest woman I’ve ever met and it turns out she’s a body building trainer and dietician, and as the epitome of the schlubby mid white man, I sincerely think I have this in the bag.

I just saw a video of a flattened Tel Aviv neighborhood an thought “lol. Lmao.”

The literal only and best joy of being a Marxist and Leninist is being right literally all of the time. Like, everything is awful, but at the very least you’re not wrong about any of it

And minimizes the importance the Soviet ethos and spirit. There is not a single capitalist country in existence that wouldn’t have surrendered after Stalingrad, almost definitionally. The Soviets survived and took Berlin.