"No wonder Trump made me head shield guy."
05.03.2026 20:04
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"No wonder Trump made me head shield guy."
Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job
Donald J. Trump 0© @realDonaldTrump I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland." Serving 10 years in the United States House of Representatives, and 3 in the Senate, Markwayne has done a tremendous job representing the wonderful People of Oklahoma, where I won all 77 out of 77 Counties - in 2016, 2020, and 2024! A MAGA Warrior, and former undefeated professional MMA fighter, Markwayne truly gets along well with people, and knows the Wisdom and Courage required to Advance our America First Agenda. As the only Native American in the Senate, Markwayne is a fantastic advocate for our incredible Tribal Communities. Markwayne will work tirelessly to Keep our Border Secure, Stop Migrant Crime, Murderers, and other Criminals from illegally entering our Country, End the Scourge of Illegal Drugs and, MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN. Markwayne will make a spectacular Secretary of Homeland Security. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
New job for Noem. Looks like she can be cruel on a bigger scale.
I can't quantify it but I feel like there is a direct throughline from people getting extremely invested in knowing about the budgets and box office for blockbuster movies and people posting dogshit AI action scenes and insisting the sequence would cost 10s of millions of dollars
ICE confirms measles outbreak in the nation's largest detention facility in Texas www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.
Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
The battle between the Pentagon and Anthropic couldn't have come at a worse time. AI safety is no longer a hypothetical problem; it's a real concern for the world we live in today. And the US Government's demand? Move faster and break more things. My cover story: www.economist.com/briefing/202...
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨
they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs
Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure
That’s right - dead serious about being fired
KRISTI NOEM IS DEAD!
genuinely what the fuck is this outfit and why is nobody on the news asking her why she's cutting about dressed like an SS officer
I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.
Is it because of the missiles
truly shocked to learn that a cable TV host is bad at military strategy
BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%
Hey everyone! You can upload all your financial and employment info to Elon’s AI. What could go wrong?
Hegseth: "Death & destruction from the sky all day. We're playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by POTUS & yours truly. Our rules of engagement are bold, precise designed to unleash American power, not shackle it ... we are punching them while they are down"
It’s like listening to high school boys on XBOX live 🙄
Spanish PM Sánchez on Trump's threat to end trade:
"We are not going to be accomplices to something that is bad for the world and contrary to our values and interests simply because of fear of reprisals... We have absolute confidence in the economic, institutional & moral strength of our country."
Spanish PM Sánchez responds to Trump:
"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."
man hates his job so much
SOLD
had a dream that two absolutely insufferable women i know were starting a supper club. i was watching an ad they'd made for it before a movie at the art house theatre. it was in black & white. you had to eat in an attic. and it was called "the MEAT & the MIRROR"
A headshot photo of a woman illuminated in lurid green ligjting with her tongue stuck out and drug reference tabs with the playstation logos on them stuck to her tongue. The PS2 logo is overlaid.
Just a heads-up as we're likely to see it again today, this ad is one of those Mandela Effects as it's not a real one, but created in 2021 by Shy Smith.
I see people saying they remember seeing it, and it is totally believable, but aha, you didn't.
www.instagram.com/p/CQZUoIJrW2...
thinking of everyone stuck in dubai :(
must be horrible to be somewhere dangerous you can't get out of and forced to work every day in hazardous conditions
