Mostly it was "Don't touch that".

I know this is an extreme reaction and is perhaps the nuclear option. But FIFA has to ask for its peace prize back.

The sheer madness of Cal Crutchlow exposes the total moral vacuum at the heart of Labour.

Last one: "The terrifying truth about Allister Heath that the BBC refuses to broadcast".

Although this one is fun too: "This monstrous Marc Marquez is a betrayal of Western civilisation".

My favourite so far: "Starmer’s disgraceful surrender to the runny yolk mob is a humiliation for Britain".

If KFC get wind of this then Jurassic Park may actually happen.

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It's a vegetable.

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On the bright side, snow days you wouldn't have had with the family.

As are Brit I can confirm that we are two nations separated by a common language. Which can provide us both with a lot of laughs.

May be a scam call.

My long gone grandfather's life advice involved matches. When you're young you just see the fun and excitement and none of the danger. As you mature you recognise the danger more and with age and experience you realise you can have the fun without the danger.

Andrew won't have to worry about being beheaded. Worst case scenario is probably community service, which for someone like him may conceivably be worse.

Possible but the CPS,(think UK version of your DA and stands for Criminal Prosecution Service), would likely want Maxwell to give evidence in support of a prosecution. She'd want a deal and I suspect there's a few rather important people who wouldn't be keen on her giving evidence about anyone.

He's been stripped of the prince title and is now just plain Andrew Mounbatten-Windsor. His arrest is linked to the Epstein files but is for misconduct in a public office - passing sensitive information to Epstein when he was a UK trade envoy - not (yet) for any sexual offences

Some poor youngster in Moto3 is going to pay the price for this corporate greed.

If it turns into more of a media circus than a sport, like F1, I'll just stick with BSB. Will always take food for the soul over food for the eyes.

How long before there is a tag team relay race?

Good to hear.

How are you feeling my friend?

Take it easy and be waited upon for at least one day. Two may be pushing your luck though.

It's perfectly still. Everything else is moving around it.

Jaws, Alien, Aliens and a Muppet Christmas Carol.

That was a tough watch. So many falls in the last group. Heartbreaking.

In the high pressure environment of the NFL the Browns are the comic relief.

I spy with my little eye the Browns trading for Mac Jones and being fleeced.

Are owners going to trust their GMs enough to allow trades over 5 years of drafts knowing that they could be firing them with several years left on a trade and hamstringing their replacement?

The Browns can move on from Deshaun Watson but no one is ever going to move on from that trade.