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The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights.

It must be painful to be this stupid.

31.08.2023 20:39 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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14.06.2023 23:41 👍 78 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1

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07.06.2023 06:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.” :)

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07.06.2023 06:33 👍 78 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 9
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Ha ha
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02.06.2023 07:14 👍 205 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 1
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Who's addicted and who's learning

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01.06.2023 18:49 👍 46 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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01.06.2023 06:32 👍 77 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.

It just goes from bad to worse.

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01.06.2023 03:06 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

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01.06.2023 01:05 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 5

A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy.

It turned out he was 0K.

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30.05.2023 21:46 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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30.05.2023 04:50 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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30.05.2023 04:13 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me.

It means a lot.

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29.05.2023 16:41 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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29.05.2023 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱?

Dam!

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29.05.2023 02:57 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 3
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27.05.2023 02:32 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0