Bran 🦉

Had a beach day. You should see the tan lines

My grassy birdy babes

I have to do a gay beach day tomorrow. It’s a must

It’s simply a better written story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cutie for sure

I for one love disco

Oh hey..hii!

Digital illustration of the same silly pugs from the parent post, but the pugs are wearing pikachu onesies.

ok, yes, I couldn’t wait to share. I also did them as pugachu

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Feels too accurate not to be true

I shouldn’t have ignored all those tumblr DM’s. I need that weekly $1000 allowance

Had the most vivid sex dream about a mutual and so I’m laying here like now what..

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Cute!

That’s always how I’ve switched to my alt 😶 didn’t know there was another way

morning

So true 🙂‍↕️

The things this mirror has seen can make any twink jealous

Hi it’s my birthday

Photograph of the legs of a woman holding a burning cigarette with the subtitles 'My idols are dead and my enemies are in power'

todays vibe

We need to abolish “just chilling” as a response to what one is up to

Woot 🔥

“We offer a fun, creative and energetic work environment!”

(Remote only)

Will never understand why guys ask to chat through Instagram or text after matching on a dating app, then just never reply

I love me some Harry Styles but it’s wild to me that he auto tunes his music so intensely despite being a pretty decent singer

Cutieee

A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.

Stoned at World Market living my best life

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago