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This guy and others have been doing it for years. All of them are, with few exceptions, very weird, including the Black man who literally does an imitation of Chris Hansen in every video.

06.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies . ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

Some mainstream movies that have depicted SS uniforms, including the Totenkopf:
β€’ Auschwitz
β€’ Jojo Rabbit
β€’ Schindler’s List
β€’ The Counterfeiters
β€’ Inglorious Basterds
β€’ The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
β€’ Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

And of course, the β€œAre we the baddies?” TV skit…

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t think not complying with a court order was an option

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh we can just do this? ok I am unable to pay my taxes this year

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The US is caging and trafficking pregnant children to guarantee a steady domestic supply of infants.

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Support mutual aid for people displaced by Israel's bombing of Lebanon if you can!

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh boy!

06.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 5034 πŸ” 1066 πŸ’¬ 143 πŸ“Œ 29

Has town council granted them the permits yet??

06.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New York considers bill that would ban chatbots from giving legal, medical advice | StateScoop A bill under consideration in New York would provide a private right of action, allowing people to file lawsuits against chatbot owners who violate the law.

A New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to several licensed professions like medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, and more.

The companies would be liable if the chatbots give β€œsubstantive responses” in these areas.

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 834 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 45

"Incarceration is a slow-motion death."

Simone Browne

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha

06.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single person in the entire chain of command that massacred the schoolgirls in Minab, and that is currently carpet bombing Iranian civilians, needs to be tried and jailed in The Hague. Sick, depraved monsters drunk on imperial hubris.

06.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1742 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 14

But you can call me Ishmael.

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIran rejected the ceasefire” yeah I fucking bet they did- why would they ever negotiate with the US again??

06.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

I don't know how to explain to people that if Platner's story of 'personal growth' were real, a huge part of that would be understanding why he should not seek a leadership position with the background he has.

The fact he seeks power shows that his personal growth has not been nearly enough.

06.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Map of Israeli airstrikes in the Beirut suburbs over the last few hours (6 MaRCH 2026). Image from https://israelpalestine.liveuamap.com/en/2026/6-march-13-the-israeli-raid-that-targeted-the-southern-suburbs

Map of Israeli airstrikes in the Beirut suburbs over the last few hours (6 MaRCH 2026). Image from https://israelpalestine.liveuamap.com/en/2026/6-march-13-the-israeli-raid-that-targeted-the-southern-suburbs

Israel is extensively bombing the suburban area of Dahiya, south of Beirut. This is the namesake of the 'Dahiya Doctrine', a strategy whereby the IDF targets civilians and civilian infrastructure to put political pressure on governments they don't like. It's literally the definition of a war crime.

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

its not.

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

conveniently forgetting what he understood in 2024

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol. lmao.

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is driving a car with the words " the market 's in an itzy bitzy little gully right now " Alt: a woman is driving a car with the words " the market 's in an itzy bitzy little gully right now "

Im sure its nothing

06.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I cannot take it seriously" is a tell that he doesn't take trans rights seriously

06.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1242 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 657 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

yup

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, the amount of actual Nazi apologetics in Platner’s defense is terrifying. America has a Nazi problem because the majority of white Americans accept all the basic premises and arguments of Nazism and look upon Nazis as β€œpeople like us”.

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

the way zero western outlets are asking the question β€œwhy the fuck is israel invading and bombing lebanon if this war is with iran?”

06.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

calling israel a white settler colonial project isn't antisemitic

calling israel a genocidal apartheid state isn't antisemitic

calling for palestine to be free from the river to the sea isn't antisemitic

saying that israel 'owns' america or that america is a 'zionist occupied government is.'

06.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I am a penguin for the foreseeable future

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0