been a long time since we posted anything since our entire social media team has been stuck down in the fuckin sunken place this entire time, no internet access down there only despair from us and indifference from creatures who SHOULD be despairing.

Go and Groe your own way and don't let no one tell you otherwise...even if they're 5 or 8. It's ok Tim. The Advisory Council here at the Protean Agricultural Labs is here for you always

aint no time for that around here

choose

THIS COULD BE YOU! Remember to protect yourself from Parascaphism.

image recovered from the field

protean parking lot

let us know

don’t forget

farthead

for anyone playing - do not worry. the Protean Agricultural Labs has worked hard on ensuring the safety of fisherman and the ocean at large. the ocean is safe. go to the ocean

Eyeland

i opened that shit up once cuz I thought maybe i could learn the basics myself and this is what it felt like

Sam

so originally (before our engineers came up with the gambling machine) we were planning on just slapping a table down there along with some timers and buttons. a bit crude but it got the job done lemme tell ya. just look how happy this “guy” looks.

safe-ts been acting real strange recently

anyone seen this fella

ah, the melodies of [REDACTED]

leaked documents destroying this company from the inside

how’d you get ahold of that document. that is top secret.

fuckin james came over and told me we can’t build no more gambling machines becuase we’re running out of money. i had fun with those. can’t have shit down here

fuck this guy in particular