Guy Ritchie puts his name to his films enthusiastically - heβs the director, whatever happens, happens because of his direction. He needs to own this, in fact he can't avoid responsibility - His Land, His Shoot, His Responsibility.
Guy Ritchie puts his name to his films enthusiastically - heβs the director, whatever happens, happens because of his direction. He needs to own this, in fact he can't avoid responsibility - His Land, His Shoot, His Responsibility.
If #Palace beat #Tottenham this evening, one lucky person ti re - post this will win a righteous badge tufac.bigcartel.com/product/memb...
For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.
Private Eye Pseuds Corner material here π€―
On a human level I feel very sorry for Thomas Frank this morning. Without question the team performances were poor and showed no sign of improvement, however I feel Tottenham are paying the price of Levyβs mishandling of the clubβs transfer policy prior to his deserved sacking
Working on his exit already π²
Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice
Singing through the bloody mist
Weβll take our stand for this land
And the stranger in our midst
Directed by Thom Zimny
Edited by Thom Zimny and Samuel Shapiro
Production Footage: Pam Springsteen and Thom Zimny
How hard can it be to run 13 miles? With help from the pub, park and peas I am finding out | Barry Glendenning
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Robert Jenchick wonβt call a by-election.
Graphic showing a line chart with the headline text βHOMICIDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE AT LOWEST LEVELS THIS CENTURYβ. Subheading text reads: βTargeted work to tackle violence affecting young people led by the Violence Reduction Unit has contributed to under-25 homicides falling to a historic low.β The chart shows yearly data from 1997 to 2025 on the horizontal axis and numbers from 0 to 80 on the vertical axis, with a blue line fluctuating over time and dropping sharply by 2025. Large text across the chart reads: β60.9% LOWER THAN 1997β. Source text at the bottom reads: βSource: MPS recorded homicide data for period 1st January to 31st December, 1997 to 2025.β
The number of homicides of young people in London continues to fall.
When I set up the Violence Reduction Unit in 2019, the capitalβs homicide rate of under-25s was three times higher than it is today.
Every word of this π
Dan Wootton is Liz Trussβs muse. Heβd like to lock up @bethrigby.bsky.social and Robert Peston for their services to the Deep State. Itβs all happening on her Lizβs new show. And, boy, is it odd www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/con...
@tcvnational.bsky.social volunteers are the people who do all the conservation work in the park. Please vote for them if you can.
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
Was enough for me to buy a similar pair π
Only just the start of the year and Iβm already overusing this. ππ€¦
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks itβs ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this βmanβ famous.
Nice to look back on a year of interest π
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Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell
From the new Private Eye, out now.
The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
π¨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
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Spotted in London...
Over 12,000 people have added their name to keep Hampstead heath ladies' ponds inclusive.
With the consultation coming to an end in 2 weeks, we need to show the strength of our movement. Join us π
https://goodlawproject.org/petition/keep-hampstead-womens-pond-inclusive
Micky van de Ven π