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@thatonemaddy

Feminist killjoy. Leftist shrew. Millennial burnout. Bay Area native/apologist. Politics, comedy, art, animals, & witchy stuff. She/her Opinions are my own & pretty good.

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Until we confront our own internalized misogyny, we won’t be able to defeat the toxic masculinity pervading every aspect of our culture.

07.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to explain what Buzzfeed listicles were to NBA player Zach Lavine, including a brief history of lolcats, while in the car on the way to an interview… with Buzzfeed.

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys ever think about how, if Al Gore had been president on 9/11, we might be energy independent now? I wish I didn’t.

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1982 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 39
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17289 πŸ” 5412 πŸ’¬ 454 πŸ“Œ 326

Roses are red
Lilies are tired

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not saying he’s a Nazi.

I’m saying that he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years and only got it removed once he was publicly called out for it.

I’m saying that deciding to run for the Senate while having a Nazi tattoo demonstrates the kind of absurdly poor judgment that I want nowhere near Congress.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband’s cousin and his partner were in Oman during the attacks in the Middle East. We just got word that they were able to evacuate and are currently en route home.

They had to navigate everything by themselves because the State Department, of course, offered zero assistance.

04.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I can think about is Jeff Bezos saying that he slashed jobs at the Washington Post β€” including those of foreign correspondents in the Middle East β€” based on "the data," and a few weeks later a whole war breaks out in the Middle East that these laid off folks would have covered as true experts.

03.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 5806 πŸ” 1308 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 59

Funny how Republicans are finally able to locate their spine once they decline to seek reelection.

03.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

02.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 4998 πŸ” 851 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 12

I made a protest sign a few years ago that I’d hoped to never have to use again. But now I feel it might be appropriate.

It says: β€œKilling Children Is Not Self Defense”

We are not the good guys. I’m sick to my stomach.

28.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. πŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 3791 πŸ” 692 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 105

I donated to help Eva recover and, if you’re able, you should too!

27.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

25.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 26764 πŸ” 4852 πŸ’¬ 726 πŸ“Œ 695
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

24.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 15623 πŸ” 2744 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"

24.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 16437 πŸ” 4653 πŸ’¬ 510 πŸ“Œ 157

I am picturing people using a pop tart as a pretend phone and it is getting funnier and funnier to me

24.02.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1027 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mayor Mamdani shovels his constituents in Brooklyn out today

24.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 7035 πŸ” 1180 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 105

MAGA sure has a funny habit of trying to k!ll the President.

23.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

23.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 12929 πŸ” 3341 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 127

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

23.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 18446 πŸ” 2061 πŸ’¬ 426 πŸ“Œ 170

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 29443 πŸ” 4983 πŸ’¬ 333 πŸ“Œ 124
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Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

22.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 21138 πŸ” 5925 πŸ’¬ 593 πŸ“Œ 293
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35624 πŸ” 10537 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 593

Here’s how you stop concentration camps from being built near you. Take notes!

22.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Greenland Prime Minister Frederik Nielsen speaking to reporters. PHOTO BY LEON NEAL /Getty Images

Greenland Prime Minister Frederik Nielsen speaking to reporters. PHOTO BY LEON NEAL /Getty Images

Greenland Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen: β€œPresident Trump's idea of ​​sending an American hospital ship here to Greenland has been noted β€” But we have a public healthcare system where treatment is free for citizens. It is a deliberate choice"

22.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 6630 πŸ” 1488 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 78
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In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.

22.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 13772 πŸ” 2735 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 189

My dad almost died yesterday. We were at dinner & he started choking. His face went pale & lips turned blue, but I was holding my baby and couldn’t do anything. A doctor just so happened to be seated at the table next to us & saved his life.

Life is precious. Hug your loved ones extra tight today.

21.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0