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I don’t spend my time fancasting a Silverhawks film but if I did

Now, the world turns its eyes to the Hooters CEO (corpse of Hulk Hogan, I assume).

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[Perfect silence.]

My 4 year old:

The rare and beautiful action hero sweater.

Four perfect albums to listen to while #writing.

If someone you love is in the hospital for a few days or more, the move is always to make sure you get the nursing staff sandwiches, pizza, or—if you’re really cool with them—a bottle of something good.

Get your life together. Add goat cheese to everything.

Ain’t no vacation package like Director of the FBI vacation package.

How I use AI in my fiction writing:

1. I fucking don’t, because I’m not lame.

#writingcommunity

My id and superego as I deploy a total gamble of a joke in the team Slack.

Truer words! Pasta—a medical necessity—should occupy its own tier of the food pyramid.

“Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.”
(Genesis 3:19)

“A small daily task, if it be really daily, will beat the labours of a spasmodic Hercules.” — Anthony Trollope

#writing

“Yes, Lonesome Dove, yes, The Godfather, yes, Apocalypse Now—but nobody talks about the heart and gravity he brought to the role of Sergeant Martin Prendergast in Falling Down, and in this house, we celebrate THAT as one of the finest performances in an action thriller of the 90s. End of story!”

The following digital technologies are better than books end of list.

You can actually use the terms “looksmaxxing” and “mental illness maxxing” interchangeably.

My 4yo acts like being a big sister to the 1yo is a rare and profound honor that she merited herself through work and strength of character.

It was! If I can’t have alcohol, then I’ll just take all the sugar. No regrets.

Today’s fancy-boy drink.

“The Epic Cold Brew Spectacular” at Hollywood Studios, Disney World, Orlando.

I chose wisely.

#mocktails

My kid trying to introduce me to Gushers like I wasn’t an 8yo American in 1991.

Today’s fancy-boy drink.

Sherbery Punch: Orange Sherbet, Sprite, house-made Grenadine.

Steakhouse 71, Disney’s Contemporary Resort. Orlando.

PSA: The tooth fairy requires NOTICE.

The New York Times Spelling Bee How many words can you make with 7 letters?

I love and hate this game so much.

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“Woah, woah, woah. You guys thought I was serious?”—the inventor of curling.

#olympics

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Me right now.

Except I’m driving a minivan, wearing a lion costume, and driving through the suburbs to my kid’s school trivia night.

Bears Coach Drops F-Bomb On Packers In Electric Locker-Room Speech After Cold Shoulder To Matt LaFleur Emotions were running high in Chi-town.

As much as I love the #Bears, I love the palpable animosity between Johnson and LeFleur more.

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Dads will see any picture of 80s Kurt Russell and say, "Hell yeah."

Dec 19, 2001.

The first LOTR poster I saw was (for some reason) hanging on the wall inside a Medieval Times I was (for some reason) visiting on a high school field trip.

Is this film really 24 years old?

No, it's eternal, ageless, burning beyond our understanding of time.

My first instinct is to be pleased he’s panicking.

My second is more complex.

“No one say another word! I don’t want any hearing in my ears right now!” — a definitely not overtired 4yo I know.