This is how I found out scott adams died lol
13.01.2026 16:12
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This is how I found out scott adams died lol
Stone sober, high me would have probably just posted fursuit Ken like thirteen times in a row.
And for that I end with douchebag Ken. Cuz I'm tired and I wanna go get high and go to sleep.
You asked for it
You mean this one?
We could also just ask wizard Ken to teleport us there.
We'll ask Speed Racer Ken to drive him over there.
Ken's boyfriend gay Ken would not appreciate that.
That's weird, I bet Mulder Ken would be intrigued.
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What if I pull out drywall punching Ken?
Ahem, ex-prince Andrew Ken... also no. You'll have to settle for fursuit Ken instead.
I haven't even showed you the tip of the terrible Ken mountain. Take Prince William Ken for instance.
No no, you're thinking of this Ken
(Fair warning, I am armed with google and a search string of terrible ken dolls)
If you're looking to bribe a Ken talk to mafia Ken
No way, he's my lawyer, and to steal him you'll have to get through samurai Ken.
*adds reasons to burn the dog down to the big list of things he didn't want to learn from the internet*
Fair enough, I'm going to have this Ken represent me.
Will you settle for Winkie Guard Ken?
I survived
It's been a while since I posted one of these. Hey @sprocketsdance.bsky.social oooga booga.
Fucking furries!
I ran outside before realizing that that is the wrong colour and wrong tail light configuration. Mother fucker!
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Well played...
if everyone just drove the same speed (200 mph) and never braked, we'd all be much happier
If people don't refer to my eventually deceased self as a heckin' corpserino then they clearly never loved me to begin with.
I've been teaching my currently fifteen year old gremlin child how to punch since they were six. Does that count?
This picture just screams "Mom said you have to come out and play what I want"
I'm finding myself mildly offended that someone like Mr Beast, who's career is based in pop culture, doesn't know that the magazine and the band are two different things.
My fifteen year old gremlin child knew they were different.
"Not a furry" Suuuuuure...
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