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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

29.12.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 4248 πŸ” 884 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 14

Dawg it really feels like baby boomers are metaphorically locking us in the house with them, burning down the house, and shooting at the fire fighters

03.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10715 πŸ” 3253 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 245

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

01.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 6384 πŸ” 1946 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 80
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 13108 πŸ” 5306 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 184
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US and Israel launch an attack on Iran with tensions high over nuclear talks The U.S. and Israel have launched an attack on Iran, with the first apparent strike happening near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Only 2 months into 2026 and the president has achieved so much. Waging war on Venezuela, Minnesota, and Iran, while covering up his alleged role in a child rape syndicate, is a lot.

28.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...

25.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 6716 πŸ” 2219 πŸ’¬ 230 πŸ“Œ 110

wow its almost as if the entire American conservative political project is designed to cause intentional misery & death, like a death cult, just so that they can then generate some political benefit from creating scapegoats for the misery they deliberately inflicted

21.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“± | St. Paul, Minnesota (2026)

Gusty northwest winds 10-12 mph loft this vibrant blue #Minnesota flag, purchased from the delightful owners of Mischief Toy Store @mischieftoy.com on Grand Ave.

#LEtoileDuNord

21.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night my state Rep. @aishagomez.bsky.social delivered a guy-wrenching tribute to Minnesota's fight against federal oppression.

It's a must-watch but this was my favorite part: They call us paid protestors because they can't conceive that we love our neighbors enough to stand up for them.

20.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

Anyone in Minnesota will tell you that this matches the eye test. They are simply grabbing anyone who's not white. Full stop. There is no other strategy to this at all. It's a racist, heinous federal occupation.

Dismantle the agencies.
Prosecute everyone involved.
Redistribute all the funding.

10.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Something I've been trying to impart on people is that the ICE occupation in Minnesota is both an ethnic cleansing and an ideological terror campaign. It's clear that the second part has utterly failed; the community is not terrified. But ICE is now desperately trying to salvage the first part.

27.01.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4582 πŸ” 1315 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 23

Pivoting my national newspaper to fash opinion sludge and some AI-related handwaving, on account of economic headwinds and also because neither I nor anyone in my cohort of elites knows how to read.

04.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1171 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 5
The Government makes the point that some of the
attorneys currently are under extraordinary strain, and you
are obviously telling that to this Court understanding that
the operation that explains this process is not an operation
that is driven by the Federal Courts. I do accept that
Operation Metro Surge has generated a volume of arrests and
detentions that has taxed existing systems, staffing, and
coordination between DOJ and the DHS. I read that in your
papers. I understand that.
I also don't have any reason to take issue at this

The Government makes the point that some of the attorneys currently are under extraordinary strain, and you are obviously telling that to this Court understanding that the operation that explains this process is not an operation that is driven by the Federal Courts. I do accept that Operation Metro Surge has generated a volume of arrests and detentions that has taxed existing systems, staffing, and coordination between DOJ and the DHS. I read that in your papers. I understand that. I also don't have any reason to take issue at this

time that individual attorneys, including those appearing
here, are working in good faith and under difficult
circumstances. But those facts, even taken as true, do not
answer the legal problem that it presents for this Court.
If the Government undertakes an enforcement operation of
this scale, one that results in the detention of large
numbers of people, including individuals who are lawfully
present in the United States, then the Government assumes a
corresponding obligation to ensure that each detention
complies with the Constitution and with court orders
governing release. Volume, that is, the volume of cases and
matters, is not a justification for diluting constitutional
rights and it never can be. It heightens the need for care

time that individual attorneys, including those appearing here, are working in good faith and under difficult circumstances. But those facts, even taken as true, do not answer the legal problem that it presents for this Court. If the Government undertakes an enforcement operation of this scale, one that results in the detention of large numbers of people, including individuals who are lawfully present in the United States, then the Government assumes a corresponding obligation to ensure that each detention complies with the Constitution and with court orders governing release. Volume, that is, the volume of cases and matters, is not a justification for diluting constitutional rights and it never can be. It heightens the need for care

Having what you feel are too many detainees, too
many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough
infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to
continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning
sign.
But what you cannot do is to detain first and then
sort out lawful authority later. Continued detention is not
lawful just because compliance with release orders is
administratively difficult or because an operation has
expanded beyond the Government's capacity to execute it
lawfully.

Having what you feel are too many detainees, too many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning sign. But what you cannot do is to detain first and then sort out lawful authority later. Continued detention is not lawful just because compliance with release orders is administratively difficult or because an operation has expanded beyond the Government's capacity to execute it lawfully.

detailed release requirements are the source of the problem.
In many instances, I have had to not just issue an order,
but another order, another order, another order, about 7 or
8 different touches sent to the Government simply asking for
the date, time, and location of the release of someone who
was ordered released, in many instances, a week or more in
the past.
And why that is so difficult, I cannot understand,
because there's obviously a person associated with the
Government who is going to the detainee to release him or
her. You have their name. You can carry with you a form.
The name is on it. Just write the time on it and send it to
the DOJ. That cannot be a reason, a source for this problem
of the noncompliance because that's too easy to fix, and I
don't even work for the Executive Branch.
But the requirements that the Court has in place
exist because individuals were being detained without lawful
authority, they were being transferred contrary to orders,
or released in ways that undermine the relief that was
granted by the Court.

detailed release requirements are the source of the problem. In many instances, I have had to not just issue an order, but another order, another order, another order, about 7 or 8 different touches sent to the Government simply asking for the date, time, and location of the release of someone who was ordered released, in many instances, a week or more in the past. And why that is so difficult, I cannot understand, because there's obviously a person associated with the Government who is going to the detainee to release him or her. You have their name. You can carry with you a form. The name is on it. Just write the time on it and send it to the DOJ. That cannot be a reason, a source for this problem of the noncompliance because that's too easy to fix, and I don't even work for the Executive Branch. But the requirements that the Court has in place exist because individuals were being detained without lawful authority, they were being transferred contrary to orders, or released in ways that undermine the relief that was granted by the Court.

Judge Blackwell continues:

"Having what you feel are too many detainees, too
many cases, too many deadlines, and not enough
infrastructure to keep up with it all, is not a defense to
continued detention. If anything, it ought to be a warning
sign."

04.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: β€œHe might have thought β€˜how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said β€˜this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

04.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 8769 πŸ” 3821 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 792

Please don't report this as a straightforward business story; it's a story about coercive social transformation being imposed by people so rich they've ceased to see the rest of us as legitimate stakeholders in our own lives

04.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1757 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 17
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a football helmet ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a football helmet

Punxsutawney Phil is a bum. He has only Mickey Mouse rings. No ability to carry a team by himself.

04.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a humiliation thing at this point?

04.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@lawdorknews.bsky.social is this a thing?

04.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Case 1:25-cv-02463-JMC Document 52
Filed 02/02/26 Page 1 of 9
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
JOE NEGUSE, in his capacity as a Member of the U.S. House of Representatives, et al.,
Plaintiffs,
Case No. 25-cv-2463 (JMC)
V.
U.S. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS
ENFORCEMENT, et al.,
Defendants.
ORDER
Pending before the Court is Plaintiffs' motion for a temporary restraining order, or in the alternative, for a stay under 5 U.S.C. Β§ 705. ECF 49' For the reasons discussed below, the Court
GRANTS the motion for a temporary restraining order pending further proceedings on Plaintiffs'
request for a Section 705 stay.

Case 1:25-cv-02463-JMC Document 52 Filed 02/02/26 Page 1 of 9 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA JOE NEGUSE, in his capacity as a Member of the U.S. House of Representatives, et al., Plaintiffs, Case No. 25-cv-2463 (JMC) V. U.S. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT, et al., Defendants. ORDER Pending before the Court is Plaintiffs' motion for a temporary restraining order, or in the alternative, for a stay under 5 U.S.C. Β§ 705. ECF 49' For the reasons discussed below, the Court GRANTS the motion for a temporary restraining order pending further proceedings on Plaintiffs' request for a Section 705 stay.

ORDERED that Defendants are TEMPORARILY ENJOINED from enforcing against
the Plaintiffs the oversight visit policy as announced on January 8, 2026, or otherwise requiring
any Plaintiff to provide advance notice before conducting oversight visits at any facility operated
by or for DHS used to detain or otherwise house aliens; and it is further
ORDERED that this Order shall apply to the maximum extent provided for by Federal
Rule of Civil Procedure 65(d)(2); and it is further
ORDERED that, pursuant to Rule 65(b)(2), this Order shall expire in 14 days, subject to any further order from the Court; and it is further
ORDERED that, should Defendants intend to file a supplemental brief in support of their opposition to Plaintiffs' request for a Section 705 stay, they shall have until February 8, 2026, to do so. Plaintiffs shall have until February 11, 2026, to file any additional reply in support of their request for a Section 705 stay. The Court will shortly contact the Parties regarding a hearing.
Should the Parties confer and agree on an alternative briefing schedule, they may request
alternative dates by submitting a joint status report.
SO ORDERED.
ЛА М. Π‘ΠžΠ’Π’
United States District Judge

ORDERED that Defendants are TEMPORARILY ENJOINED from enforcing against the Plaintiffs the oversight visit policy as announced on January 8, 2026, or otherwise requiring any Plaintiff to provide advance notice before conducting oversight visits at any facility operated by or for DHS used to detain or otherwise house aliens; and it is further ORDERED that this Order shall apply to the maximum extent provided for by Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 65(d)(2); and it is further ORDERED that, pursuant to Rule 65(b)(2), this Order shall expire in 14 days, subject to any further order from the Court; and it is further ORDERED that, should Defendants intend to file a supplemental brief in support of their opposition to Plaintiffs' request for a Section 705 stay, they shall have until February 8, 2026, to do so. Plaintiffs shall have until February 11, 2026, to file any additional reply in support of their request for a Section 705 stay. The Court will shortly contact the Parties regarding a hearing. Should the Parties confer and agree on an alternative briefing schedule, they may request alternative dates by submitting a joint status report. SO ORDERED. ЛА М. Π‘ΠžΠ’Π’ United States District Judge

BREAKING: Judge Jia Cobb issues a TRO blocking DHS Sec Noem's Jan 8 memo purporting to require 7-day notices by members of Congress to perform oversight visits to immigration detention facilities.

The effect is that congressional oversight visits are allowed on request, as is required by Sec. 527.

02.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2801 πŸ” 840 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 59

The Atlantic is six years younger.

29.01.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1146 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6

Fire Kristi Noem.
Fire Stephen Miller.
Fire Tom Homan.

Prosecute every last one of Trump's thugs who are murdering Americans and terrorizing our communities.

27.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1202 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 40

GO ON HOME, MANLET FASCIST, GO ON HOME

27.01.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe Homeland” Is War on America: The Blood-and-Soil Nationalism That Killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti In the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact: the culture war is an actual war.

Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient factβ€”the culture war is an actual war"

26.01.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 3437 πŸ” 1261 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 98

MINNEAPOLIS WILL WIN

26.01.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1518 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 4

This badass runs a local bookstore. The guy who runs Amazon was at the White House on Saturday to watch a private screening of MELANIA, the bribeumentary.

26.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The Minnesota v. Noem hearing is beginning before Judge Katherine Menendez.

Minnesota, Minneapolis, and St. Paul are seeking a TRO today to stop Operation Metro Surge.

26.01.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 2936 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 45

Come together for what? Progress towards what? I’m genuinely asking. The federal government is murdering Minnesotans and disappearing our neighbors. So if any of these CEO’s want to explain to me personally what I β€” as a state leader β€” should ask the federal government for, I’m available.

25.01.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Live updates: Man shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis | CNN A man was shot and killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, according to the city’s police chief. The Department of Homeland Security says the man was armed. Follow for live updates.

Face down on the ground, beaten by six men, and half the shots are fired while he lays lifeless on the ground.

If they were wearing different clothes, we’d all know what this is.

www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

24.01.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

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