Valkhyrie

A screenshot of the "please help me budget, my children are dying" meme, crudely altered to feature World of Warcraft-themed references.

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Aw for fuck's sake. Somehow I missed Keillor being a sex pest, that's such a bummer.

100% crimes, as it turns out.

Maternal side were kicked out of Denmark when an antecedent beat up his boss after not getting paid; paternal great-grandfather had to be smuggled out of Ireland because he’d been running weapons for the IRA.

There are a bunch of helpful folks 3D printing them and shipping them for free! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

This isn't the first time with LAcon, unfortunately - they were caught using genAI "art" on the site a couple months back, it was brought up with them, and con staff responded that it was a mistake and that they had checked the remaining assets from the packages they bought.

So frustrating.

Why Bother? Because right now, there is someone out there with a wound in the exact shape of your words.

One of my favorite quotes...

Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

This. Fuck, this so often

You ever meet someone & think like “Jesus Christ where have you BEEN, why haven’t we been friends this whole TIME” but are faced with the harsh reality of having to BE COOL and not be all “hey uhhh I know we’re both 30-40,with deep friend benches, but can you please make room for me immediately??”

get weirder and weirder forever until you have alienated all but your staunchest allies.

Lock/DH teamups are absolutely elite tier, inject this straight into my veins

Eligibility post:

I’m Hugo-eligible for Best Fan Writer for my blogging at Tar Vol On and work facilitating discussion for the Hugo Readalong and Short Fiction Book Club

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MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

Eight pieces of paper in the shape of rose petals, painted with watercolors in a dark red-to-orange flame-inspired gradient. These will be shaped and glued together to make a paper rose.

The process for these roses is fairly involved and takes multiple days - I use heavy watercolor paper which I cut, paint with layered watercolors on both sides, and then coat with ModPodge for gloss and stability. Once all that's done, the petal rounds are glued to floral wire and shaped!

Seven handpainted paper roses in a sunset-themed gradient from yellow to purple, attached in a cluster to a wreath of dried grapevines with paper leaves and Spanish moss accents. The wreath is hanging against a pale green wall.

A closeup of seven handpainted paper roses in a sunset-themed gradient ranging from yellow to purple, attached in a cluster to a wreath of dried grapevines.

Have been grumbled at repeatedly over the holidays because I'm bad at Posting Art where people can see it so uh...guess I'm doing that now!

Will start with this piece that started as a Pride Month 2023 project & morphed into a gift for my grandmother. Handpainted paper roses on a grapevine wreath.

Questionnaire by Wendell Berry How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade? Please name your preferred poisons. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do? Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy In the name of patriotism and the flag. how much of our beloved land are vou willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security; for which vou would kill a child Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.

wendell berry
QUESTIONNAIRE

Carol in Pluribus: All the brains in the world, and you can't navigate a fuckin' pronoun?

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

An edited tweet from Coffee Spoonie that reads: I want to be extremely close about: I never *don't* want to be asked about my OC it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions I will never be displeased by questions about my OC at no point in my life will I ever be like "no thank u, i don't want to talk about my character right now"

real and true

Rough week for fans of games made by human beings. I really need studios to understand that it does not matter how many of your games I love - this is an immediate and permanent dealbreaker and you will never see another cent from me.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist

it's important for everyone to know that if I ever fall off talking to you or interacting with you I almost certainly still like you exactly the same amount that I always have, my brain is just made of potato

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

The announcers keep saying that both teams are almost out of pitchers, but they’re forgetting that pitchers and catchers report soon.

Yet another screenshot from Reddit modmail shilling AI marketing advice for a book that doesn’t exist

Oh, so this is gonna be a Thing now.

Maybe vibe-coding your spambots wasn’t the best idea?

A screenshot of a message from Reddit Modmail wherein an AI marketing scammer offers to help the r/Fantasy mod team market a non-existent book.

The AI book promotion scammers would like to help the r/Fantasy mod team sell our book that totally exists! Isn't that nice of them?

at the end of the day can the government just hop off my nuts

Stop buying Brandon Sanderson's books.

I don't care how good your How To podcast is, I can read faster than they can talk, stop speaking and link me to the transcript tyvm