its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

You remember (mostly) correctly. Anyone who remembers the name Odokee gets a veteran’s discount.

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

Imagine getting cyber bullied by a cat irl…

Lemme get an uhhhhhhhh…

It’s very funny to know that this is a shared cultural experience lmao

the gamers!

People gave Sega a lot of shit for burying Hyenas (somewhat rightfully, the project was a terrible idea that never should have been greenlit) but that decision has been pretty thoroughly vindicated by the passage of time.

Highguard is actually just fucking dead.

Kawasaki the fat ugly bastard who ruins the hentai.

If you need help contextualizing this, just remember that you called yourself a goth before you watched The Crow.

All time classic right here btw.

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

The most AAA “indie” game I’ve ever seen and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible. The fact that they didn’t even credit the Tencent staff who helped with the project boils my piss. Glad and disappointed to see that my suspicions about the leadership here were more or less confirmed.

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The Story Behind the Failure of ‘Highguard’ The ‘raid shooter’ game from Wildlight Entertainment had a promising start but lost players fast

Cool indie studio gang. Would be a shame if your management were a bunch of deceitful, credulous morons.

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I wonder if it was worse than the anti-Semitic chili

X post from @erika4771. JP text: ほら、こうやって買ったオムライスを素手で持って歩くと、オムライスを武器にして戦うカスのFPSっぽくなる。

"Check it out, walking around with an omurice I bought w/o a bag like this makes it look like a weapon in a crappy first-person shooter"

One of the problems with having finance as a hobby is that there’s approximately zero ways to talk about it with people in ways that don’t make you sound like an insufferable douchebag with too much money.

Lots of good examples of this imo, but my instant first thought for this was Li’l Judd.

Goose said some pretty typical creator types things about TADC and certain members of the fan base were exceptionally deranged about it.

She was thyroid maxxing… 😔

Rather than letting the game to speak for itself and self destruct naturally as mediocre shooter with an ugly aesthetic and poor technical performance, they can now point to the truly unhinged troglodytes that pop up in their comments to help deflect any hard questions that might arise.

There are a lot of things that are morbidly amusing about Highguard, but one that stands out is how brainrotted chuds who hated the game and the people who made it more than anyone else have ironically given them the shield to help conveniently explain away the multitude of failures of the project.

Depends, was it the OG or SMNC?

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Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Also Deadlock did it twice.