And then mao (Kibbe) will occasionally appear from the cosmos to make a clarification that will only confuse everyone more. Influencers will literally sell their ability to understand the rules as a service.
Trying to figure out the Kibbe ID system is like playing mao, except everyone is talking about and debating the rules out loud in front of you and nobody knows how it works
I think several years of badly throwing darts at boards for their internet show, I think they’ve slowly inadvertently become skilled at throwing darts lol
I have really bad insomnia and just realized I could simulate the good old “fall asleep while watching tv” trick by using my Roku stick, YouTube, and my projector as a substitute. Currently using Good Mythical Morning to pull this off lol
Odessa azion feels like such a made up person like who is that and why did they come up out of nowhere
the list of which of these goofballs doesn't think it's real is probably shorter
guys, you don't have to build AM. AM can't hurt you if you don't build him.
That one ai We Are CK song blowing up is kind of a testament to him and how nobody really gaf about him. Like you’re telling me nobody could be bothered to create a piece of art dedicated to his legacy? Mama…
This is probably gonna sound dumb/obvious to most native Spanish speakers but for some reason I understand Spanish more when I’m not trying to translate it back into English in real time. Why have I been doing that until now wtf
the crane from the children's book "are you my mother?"
mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean
What the fuck is SpongeBob Big Guy Pants Okay
Am I having a stroke
The funny thing about online conservatives is that when presented with Plato’s Theory of the Forms by being asked “what makes a chair?” They almost always engage with it in earnest bc they’ve likely never encountered this premise before, when you learn about it in like your first year of college lol
There is something to be said about being able to find a cherubesque makeup layout that suits me so well, that I can play up or sheer out depending on the occasion 💞
Finally broke free from the chains of blush placement that’s too high for me. Apples of cheeks and lower 4ever <3
I feel like I’ve figured out the makeup style i should be going for and it’s full on ingenue. Do we see the vision ovo
Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark "At the playground with a few moms. I mentioned that there was a nice group On rambunctious boys in a class I was thinking of signing my boys up for. Another mom said, "Some actually have (female names) and are non-binary." Isaid, "Oh so they're girls dressed as boys?" And then the moms left and this is why it's fun making mom friends in Montgomery county." 8:10 PM 11/5/25 687K Views
"No one likes me, I win."
My aunt just texted me and said “call me when your parents aren’t around, I just need a few minutes”
I wonder what it’s about :0
Oh the power of trimming your eyebrows and thinning them just a weeee bit 🤏
Yess love when my brain concocts the most disturbing evil nightmare of all time that makes me look at my loved ones differently!!! Thank you!!!
Bro I’m so fucking stupid in keeping up with the nyc mayoral debates, I fucking did not register Sliwa as being the republican. That fuckass hat made me assume that he was some kind of crackpot third party candidate 😭
The scheduler for my mom’s chemo sessions is literally one of my middle school bullies LMAO. we don’t acknowledge or say anything to each other and I prefer it that way. My mom has no idea and I’m not gonna tell her 🤪
Girl we forgot 2 of the sandwiches AND the sauces that go with them LMFAO
if AI guys have their way the keyboard and mouse will be replaced with a slot machine lever which you pull over and over until the computer outputs what you want
You need to chill out about other people's behavior most of the time. If they're not hurting you, just being annoying in a way you can cope with, then cope. It's probably not a problem with them, but wider systems. Get zen with people being people.
Will we eat all of it? Probably not. But do we wanna risk running out of food and having to order from the hospital cafeteria? No lol
Bringing 11 small sandwiches, rice and beans, and ropa vieja with us to my mom’s chemo session bc it’s going to be 15 hrs long LMAO
Man atp I use LinkedIn to play those fuckass puzzle games. I give up lol
“Just don’t blend it in”
It applies extremely streaky :(
I ordered a cream paint stick and when I put it on the back of my hand and tried to blend it in, it would just lift off no matter the tool or method used I’m COOKED
Yall notice how they immediately started shoving ai slop into gambling ads
