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Heathcliff stands outside a pizza restaurant located right at the edge of a cliff. He opens his pizza box and five small lemmings run out of the box and jump off the edge of the cliff. A pizza shop employee and customer watch the scene, and the employee says "Lemmings don't make good toppings."

Heathcliff stands outside a pizza restaurant located right at the edge of a cliff. He opens his pizza box and five small lemmings run out of the box and jump off the edge of the cliff. A pizza shop employee and customer watch the scene, and the employee says "Lemmings don't make good toppings."

05 Mar 2026

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 191 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 2
Heathcliff and a crowd of cats walk down the streets, all with DUDE-branded accessories. Some cats are wearing DUDE tee shirts, some wear DUDE helmets, and many of them hold DUDE signs and balloons. They're all cheering, excited about being dudes. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "The bro rally was bigger."

Heathcliff and a crowd of cats walk down the streets, all with DUDE-branded accessories. Some cats are wearing DUDE tee shirts, some wear DUDE helmets, and many of them hold DUDE signs and balloons. They're all cheering, excited about being dudes. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "The bro rally was bigger."

04 Mar 2026

05.03.2026 18:42 👍 570 🔁 164 💬 4 📌 14
Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."

Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."

03 Mar 2026

03.03.2026 18:05 👍 235 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 0
Heathcliff stands outside a Robot Wig store, standing next to the Robot Wig salesman. Two robots, wearing spiffy wigs, walk by in the background. The owner of the wig store says "Follow your passion."

Heathcliff stands outside a Robot Wig store, standing next to the Robot Wig salesman. Two robots, wearing spiffy wigs, walk by in the background. The owner of the wig store says "Follow your passion."

02 Mar 2026

02.03.2026 19:07 👍 273 🔁 60 💬 4 📌 5
Heathcliff, wearing a black catsuit and domino mask, swings through the night on a grappling hook over city buildings. He leaps into a window in an apartment building as the camera stays outside the building. One of the apartment's occupants says "Oh, honey, you took out the garbage?" The other occupant says "No, the cat burglar strikes again" as Heathcliff swings out of the window carrying a bag of trash. The Kitty Korner reads "Olivia Derivas of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, says her cat 'Norn' likes to go on walks riding in his stroller!"

Heathcliff, wearing a black catsuit and domino mask, swings through the night on a grappling hook over city buildings. He leaps into a window in an apartment building as the camera stays outside the building. One of the apartment's occupants says "Oh, honey, you took out the garbage?" The other occupant says "No, the cat burglar strikes again" as Heathcliff swings out of the window carrying a bag of trash. The Kitty Korner reads "Olivia Derivas of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, says her cat 'Norn' likes to go on walks riding in his stroller!"

01 Mar 2026

01.03.2026 18:58 👍 107 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0
Heathcliff drives in a cheese car- a car made of cheese, of course- next to a mouse, who's yelling and gesticulating wildly from the back seat, to Heathcliff's annoyance. Two other mice watch the pair drive off, and one of them says "He's a terrible backseat driver."

Heathcliff drives in a cheese car- a car made of cheese, of course- next to a mouse, who's yelling and gesticulating wildly from the back seat, to Heathcliff's annoyance. Two other mice watch the pair drive off, and one of them says "He's a terrible backseat driver."

28 Feb 2026

28.02.2026 19:55 👍 173 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 2
Hazy stands on a street corner holding a yellow balloon that says "CAT". Grandma Nutmeg looks over at him and says "Must you take that everywhere?"

Hazy stands on a street corner holding a yellow balloon that says "CAT". Grandma Nutmeg looks over at him and says "Must you take that everywhere?"

27 Feb 2026

28.02.2026 19:02 👍 307 🔁 52 💬 5 📌 2
Heathcliff sits on a small cat bed underneath a giant poster with the word "ME" in huge text and an arrow, point down to the spot where he's sitting. Grandpa Nutmeg stands off to the side with a guest and says "That's his favorite spot."

Heathcliff sits on a small cat bed underneath a giant poster with the word "ME" in huge text and an arrow, point down to the spot where he's sitting. Grandpa Nutmeg stands off to the side with a guest and says "That's his favorite spot."

26 Feb 2026

26.02.2026 18:14 👍 295 🔁 50 💬 2 📌 4
The Amazing Randy, a stage magician, pulls his rabbit, Kevin, out of a hat with a magic wand. Kevin, holding a smaller magic wand, pulls Heathcliff out of another, smaller hat- with Heathcliff wearing a helmet that reads PRESTO. The Amazing Randy, annoyed, says "You always have to upstage me."

The Amazing Randy, a stage magician, pulls his rabbit, Kevin, out of a hat with a magic wand. Kevin, holding a smaller magic wand, pulls Heathcliff out of another, smaller hat- with Heathcliff wearing a helmet that reads PRESTO. The Amazing Randy, annoyed, says "You always have to upstage me."

25 Feb 2026

25.02.2026 20:32 👍 248 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 1
Heathcliff and the Meat Robot walk away from the Meat Store. Heathcliff is wearing a meat helmet and holding a meat flag. Two employees watch him go, and one of them says "This should improve sales."

Heathcliff and the Meat Robot walk away from the Meat Store. Heathcliff is wearing a meat helmet and holding a meat flag. Two employees watch him go, and one of them says "This should improve sales."

24 Feb 2026

24.02.2026 18:44 👍 327 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 5
Heathcliff sits on top of a huge cat tree about twelve feet in the air, sitting in the Nutmeg family's backyard. Grandma Nutmeg is talking to a neighbor over their back fence, and she says "I've always wanted a maple tree."

Heathcliff sits on top of a huge cat tree about twelve feet in the air, sitting in the Nutmeg family's backyard. Grandma Nutmeg is talking to a neighbor over their back fence, and she says "I've always wanted a maple tree."

23 Feb 2026

23.02.2026 19:40 👍 178 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0
Grandma Nutmeg and a friend sit side by side on chairs in their living room. Heathcliff walks up to the friend and sits all over her, as if there are a dozen Heathcliffs walking and sitting everywhere on and around her. He ends up on her lap, triumphantly holding up a sign that reads "OK", as Grandma Nutmeg says "He thinks you're ok". The Kitty Korner reads "Jen Jones of Myrtle Beach, SC, says her cat 'Belle' is jealous of her other cats. If Jen shows her sisters too much attention, she'll steal their sleeping spots!"

Grandma Nutmeg and a friend sit side by side on chairs in their living room. Heathcliff walks up to the friend and sits all over her, as if there are a dozen Heathcliffs walking and sitting everywhere on and around her. He ends up on her lap, triumphantly holding up a sign that reads "OK", as Grandma Nutmeg says "He thinks you're ok". The Kitty Korner reads "Jen Jones of Myrtle Beach, SC, says her cat 'Belle' is jealous of her other cats. If Jen shows her sisters too much attention, she'll steal their sleeping spots!"

22 Feb 2026

23.02.2026 19:29 👍 115 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 2
A mouse in a tiny mouse-sized ambulance, painted blue with a picture of a slice of cheese on the side, drives out of a mouse hole in the Nutmeg residence. Heathcliff and Iggy watch the mouse drive, and Iggy says "Some kind of emergency."

A mouse in a tiny mouse-sized ambulance, painted blue with a picture of a slice of cheese on the side, drives out of a mouse hole in the Nutmeg residence. Heathcliff and Iggy watch the mouse drive, and Iggy says "Some kind of emergency."

21 Feb 2026

21.02.2026 17:13 👍 186 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0
Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."

Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."

20 Feb 2026

20.02.2026 19:22 👍 516 🔁 132 💬 5 📌 8
Heathcliff sits on a table at a vet's office as several female cats watch him from the window with hearts in their eyes. The vet, reading off a clipboard, says "Your rizz levels are elevated."

Heathcliff sits on a table at a vet's office as several female cats watch him from the window with hearts in their eyes. The vet, reading off a clipboard, says "Your rizz levels are elevated."

19 Feb 2026

19.02.2026 19:05 👍 1363 🔁 387 💬 4 📌 20
Heathcliff sits atop a stack of garbage cans, piled high. He holds his hand to his ear, struggling to hear a sanitation worker standing by a garbage truck down on the ground. The sanitation worker says "I said, 'I don't like you very much.'"

Heathcliff sits atop a stack of garbage cans, piled high. He holds his hand to his ear, struggling to hear a sanitation worker standing by a garbage truck down on the ground. The sanitation worker says "I said, 'I don't like you very much.'"

18 Feb 2026

18.02.2026 21:01 👍 244 🔁 54 💬 1 📌 3
Heathcliff, wearing a clown's wig, makeup, and red nose, sits down next to a yard sign that reads "HEATHCLIFF HEATHCLIFF". A man walking his dog notices him and says "No one should terrify their neighborhood."

Heathcliff, wearing a clown's wig, makeup, and red nose, sits down next to a yard sign that reads "HEATHCLIFF HEATHCLIFF". A man walking his dog notices him and says "No one should terrify their neighborhood."

17 Feb 2026

17.02.2026 20:52 👍 348 🔁 85 💬 8 📌 18
Three mice wearing miniature stovepipe hats and chinstrap beards linger around a mouse hole as Grandpa Nutmeg and Heathcliff watch. A pest control worker similarly dressed like Abraham Lincoln says "I've got this."

Three mice wearing miniature stovepipe hats and chinstrap beards linger around a mouse hole as Grandpa Nutmeg and Heathcliff watch. A pest control worker similarly dressed like Abraham Lincoln says "I've got this."

16 Feb 2026

16.02.2026 20:01 👍 214 🔁 33 💬 4 📌 3
Heathcliff and Sonja approach each other lovingly with wrapped gift boxes. Each cat opens the other's present to find they'd both given each other large hams. They romantically kiss in front of the Meat store as its proprietor says "Say it with ham." The Kitty Korner reads "Marianne Pattillo of Liliburn, GA, says her cat 'Jet' loves garbage day! When he hears the trash truck coming, he runs to the window to watch!"

Heathcliff and Sonja approach each other lovingly with wrapped gift boxes. Each cat opens the other's present to find they'd both given each other large hams. They romantically kiss in front of the Meat store as its proprietor says "Say it with ham." The Kitty Korner reads "Marianne Pattillo of Liliburn, GA, says her cat 'Jet' loves garbage day! When he hears the trash truck coming, he runs to the window to watch!"

15 Feb 2026

15.02.2026 20:46 👍 158 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 2
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."

14 Feb 2026

14.02.2026 18:17 👍 503 🔁 125 💬 2 📌 5
Heathcliff leaps into the air, holding two buns out in front of him. He's chasing a group of birds, who fly away from him. Two men watch from a park bench, and one of them says "He's trying to make a sandwich."

Heathcliff leaps into the air, holding two buns out in front of him. He's chasing a group of birds, who fly away from him. Two men watch from a park bench, and one of them says "He's trying to make a sandwich."

13 Feb 2026

14.02.2026 17:18 👍 323 🔁 55 💬 5 📌 7
Two birds sit in a bird bath. Heathcliff watches them from nearby bushes, wearing a bib that says "DAN". One of the birds says "Be careful, Dan."

Two birds sit in a bird bath. Heathcliff watches them from nearby bushes, wearing a bib that says "DAN". One of the birds says "Be careful, Dan."

12 Feb 2026

12.02.2026 18:52 👍 279 🔁 50 💬 2 📌 6
Heathcliff stands outside a taco truck, having taken one bite of a taco. He belches out a big column of fire as an onlooker looks on. The taco truck employee says "That's the mild."

Heathcliff stands outside a taco truck, having taken one bite of a taco. He belches out a big column of fire as an onlooker looks on. The taco truck employee says "That's the mild."

11 Feb 2026

11.02.2026 17:45 👍 356 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 5
Heathcliff and Iggy walk down the marble steps of the Meat Museum and Iggy says "You seemed moved by the hot dog exhibit."

Heathcliff and Iggy walk down the marble steps of the Meat Museum and Iggy says "You seemed moved by the hot dog exhibit."

10 Feb 2026

10.02.2026 22:01 👍 288 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 5
Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."

Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."

09 Feb 2026

09.02.2026 20:12 👍 781 🔁 213 💬 9 📌 16
Heathcliff wears a helmet that reads "DIP" and grabs a big bowl of dip, running as if he's a football player. He pushes aside a group of dogs and weaves between an alien, a slug, and a robot, all on his way to the Nutmeg house, all while holding the dip upright. He enters the house triumphantly as the Super Bowl party inside cheers, and Grandpa says "The dip is here!" The Kitty Korner reads "Matt Cholodewitsch of Tucson, AZ, says his cat 'Rory' tucks him into bed. She makes sure he's under the covers and smells his face!"

Heathcliff wears a helmet that reads "DIP" and grabs a big bowl of dip, running as if he's a football player. He pushes aside a group of dogs and weaves between an alien, a slug, and a robot, all on his way to the Nutmeg house, all while holding the dip upright. He enters the house triumphantly as the Super Bowl party inside cheers, and Grandpa says "The dip is here!" The Kitty Korner reads "Matt Cholodewitsch of Tucson, AZ, says his cat 'Rory' tucks him into bed. She makes sure he's under the covers and smells his face!"

08 Feb 2026

08.02.2026 21:15 👍 130 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1
Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."

Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."

07 Feb 2026

07.02.2026 21:33 👍 335 🔁 66 💬 4 📌 3
Iggy, Heathcliff, and Pops, Heathcliff's convict father, stand in front of an ice cream truck. Iggy says "Two cones and one prison tray."

Iggy, Heathcliff, and Pops, Heathcliff's convict father, stand in front of an ice cream truck. Iggy says "Two cones and one prison tray."

06 Feb 2026

07.02.2026 18:57 👍 208 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 1
Two mice lean out of their hole to see a mouse trap loaded with a small bottle of liquid. The bottle has a simple white label with a picture of cheese on it. Heathcliff is leaning around the corner watching them as one of the mice says "Cheese cologne."

Two mice lean out of their hole to see a mouse trap loaded with a small bottle of liquid. The bottle has a simple white label with a picture of cheese on it. Heathcliff is leaning around the corner watching them as one of the mice says "Cheese cologne."

05 Feb 2026

06.02.2026 19:43 👍 194 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 👍 2784 🔁 989 💬 27 📌 122