signify (@signifyisdumb)

whats up

02.01.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Target is like Walmart but more expensive today I woke up

05.12.2025 21:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do people put CS clips on here

06.11.2025 14:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh you argue in general chat? Such behavior is beneath me.

Bad meme? Tomato react.
Bad opinion? Tomato react.
Talking about DK vs. Samus? Tomato Reaction.

The opposition always falters under the hail of ridicule vegetables.

12.06.2025 16:33 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🗣🗣🗣🗣

05.06.2025 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wyd if she invite you over for movie night and pulls this out

05.06.2025 14:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pokemon Go:

"LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. THERE WILL BE A MAN OUTSIDE. ASK HIM ABOUT SNORLAX"

05.06.2025 13:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shit me too lowkey

31.05.2025 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would yall like me more if I had Floppy Dog Ears and a Bad Attitude

31.05.2025 19:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly may just start copy pasting every tweet I make here too so I can properly interaction-maxx and get the good juice when the bell lights up

30.05.2025 16:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having platonic women friends is awesome shoutout women

29.05.2025 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disassembled a donor OEM replaced the stickbox spring with a shlickbox one and swapped it into my phob all in less than an hour.

Suddenly melee feels like im not wading through mud again this is a joyous day

28.05.2025 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

meow

24.05.2025 16:48 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Taco bell chicken nuggets are pretty good and they just have the best fast food french fries in the game so kinda a bell head right now

10.05.2025 08:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mountain Valley

Just great tasting sparkling spring water. Decent bit of dissolved solids minerals which you would expect from natural spring water. Very similar in carbonation and taste to pelligrino but lacking the sodium content in its minerals creating a more refreshing experience.

9.5/10

16.04.2025 16:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

San Pellegrino

Probably the best "real" mineral water you can get at the store in US. Can actually taste the minerals which is a big diff from normal Seltzer. I pref heavier minerals but this is suited to an American palette.

Glass is a bit less fizzy than plastic for these both are good.

9.5/10

15.04.2025 13:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

𝕐𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠

11.04.2025 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Highly recommend implementing a vibes based ban policy at your local today

18.03.2025 06:20 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

:3

14.03.2025 11:21 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liquid Death Sparkling

Really good seltzer. Great taste and the bubbles feel gentle and big if that makes sense. I drink this shit every day lowkey.

9/10

26.02.2025 17:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah it's surprisingly good

22.02.2025 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Topo is great but i usually get pellegrino if I'm at the grocery store. Gerolsteiner is nice if I want something heavy on the minerals but it's a little harder to find so I end up drinking pellegrino the most.

If I can find the weird imported shit I usually give it a whirl lol

21.02.2025 16:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Monster Sparkling Deep Well Water

One of my favorite Seltzers. Has a complex taste with the deep well water. Much less biting than other seltzers and has a very wet mouthfeel (sounds crazy but best i can describe)

8/10 only gets beat by mineral water

21.02.2025 15:59 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Trader Joe's Sparkling Plain Water:

Extremely light. Probably some of the most basic Seltzer I've ever had. Tiny bubbles no lingering mouthfeel.

7/10

17.02.2025 16:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is a Seltzer channel now

17.02.2025 16:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0