“Hello. My friend and I would like to tell you how replacement windows from Pella can help you save on energy costs.”
07.03.2026 01:02
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“…As soon as we figure out how much Lutnick’s family can make.”
06.03.2026 21:50
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Uncrunches your captain
06.03.2026 21:49
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Quick, someone search the Epstein files for Mama Wasp
06.03.2026 21:20
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Tell the congressional Democrats to find their balls. We need more people in DC know that fighting is needed NOW.
06.03.2026 21:07
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… in a prison cell at The Hague
06.03.2026 20:59
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Kinda makes the child rape allegations that much more believable.
06.03.2026 20:56
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You need a new friend. #adoptDontShop
06.03.2026 19:12
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Our military leaders are taking orders from Putin’s suckers and losers in the Pentagon.
06.03.2026 12:31
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Sending you strength.
06.03.2026 12:25
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Like white men, white women in this regime fail up.
06.03.2026 00:45
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He’s not a president. He’s an extortionist.
06.03.2026 00:40
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I guess a $1B doesn’t buy what it used to.
05.03.2026 23:29
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He did that already. It’s called MAGA
05.03.2026 23:28
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ICE just grabbed NASHVILLE Noticias reporter Estefany Rodriguez outside of a gym.
“She was with her husband, a 🇺🇸 citizen — her attorney says she came legally, sponsored by her husband, has a pending green card application.”
She also has a daughter.
www.wsmv.com/2026/03/05/n...
05.03.2026 22:50
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Gives new meaning to bumpy landing
05.03.2026 23:20
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Not helpful towards peace!?!?! But a nuclear winter ensures peace???? Because everything snd everyone is dead.
05.03.2026 20:55
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Quiet, you’ll wake the dog.
05.03.2026 20:05
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That sounds like it’s going to require a whole different wardrobe
05.03.2026 20:03
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a man wearing sunglasses and a fur coat has a horseshoe pendant around his neck
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a fur coat has a horseshoe pendant around his neck
Right now, a group of SNL writers are fighting each other to see whose skit gets to air. The only question is whether Ryan Gosling plays Noem or Lewandowski.
05.03.2026 19:57
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His Senate confirmation hearing is gonna be a cage match.
05.03.2026 19:52
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Maybe the pilot of Cricket Killer Airlines will give him a tiny set of wings and a kiddie captain cap for being a special, special boy.
05.03.2026 19:50
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CECOT!!
05.03.2026 19:48
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Somebody got this body double’s measurements wrong.
05.03.2026 19:43
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Make her fly home commercial
05.03.2026 19:20
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Do it!!!
05.03.2026 19:19
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Hey #DNC
05.03.2026 19:18
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The first person to recreate the famous CECOT photo with her shown behind the bars in the white underwear wins my undying devotion.
05.03.2026 19:09
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