Paper, gunpowder, the compass, printing (moveable type), porcelain, silk, the abacus, the concept of blast furnaces for smelting iron originated in China, as did the technique of distilling alcohol. I assume they also invented Chinese food.
Yeah, I guess you’re right…I can’t name one thing.
It appears Silicon Valley may have jumped the shark. I spotted a Hello Kitty McLaren in downtown Los Altos. Everyone please reallocate your investment portfolios accordingly.
Serenity NOW!
Also love this…
We had a small HVAC company in East TX for a while. Had some billboards advertising our air conditioning services that said, “Your wife is hot!” Pretty racy for small town TX.
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So…about 5 days away
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uber notification: pick up in 5 mins leave by 1:34pm to meet jesus
new rapture time just dropped
Someone should do a version of the Star Wars kid video with Trump.
Not sure if this reflects poorly on Google AI or Berkeley geologists…
…arrested because they hate Illinois nazis
It seemed like the dumbest thing a country has ever done until the US recently said, ‘hold my beer.’
Who is Cindy?
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.
Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.
Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).
The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
Maybe they did respond, and the response was lost in the mail.
Sew! Sew like the wind!!
Those 3rd floor garages are sweet
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Bizarre! Suggest Tuesday instead.
Prolly Murph’s keyboard, from Murph and the Magic Tones. Don’t worry…they put the band back together. I think they’re playing a gig in San Quentin.
Shocker
Although your thin skin and name-calling combined with your ‘be kind to one another’ profile statement is kinda funny.
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A lil over the top…
If you’re gonna be a parody account, you need to be a bit more believable. Don’t go 0-100 immediately…be a bit more subtle. You’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Just tell me. Draw the line between thinking SJD was a badass and DJT’s presidency. I want to see if you can do it. If you can’t, then you can’t…no big deal, because I don’t think it can be done anyway.
Ha! There are quite a few differences.
How exactly did I attack you? How did I condemn you? How did I shame you? How did I put you down? How did I humiliate you?
I seriously did none of those things.
I love the protests, but wtf is wrong w/skiing in jeans? Why do you need fancy pants to ski in VT? Until now I assumed VT was chill. Maybe I’ve lived on the west coast too long. Can someone splain to me? Seems judgy.
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
The Fifth Risk (Michael Lewis)
How about Agent Orange?
