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Ben Shapiro excusing the murder of 160 girls in an illegal war as "collateral damage" kinda stuck with me today. There is no evil the Right won't excuse and handwave away.

10.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm sorry but the Loosing makes my eye twitch

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god no! The Iranians were developing Trump's healthcare plan.

09.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 5287 πŸ” 623 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 14

Electing this guy twice is really bad. But the real reason the US cannot be trusted is that it has been unable to impeach him.

09.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1460 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11
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Exclusive | Trump Sons Back New Drone Company Targeting Pentagon Sales Powerus says it plans to acquire Ukrainian drone technology to sell to the U.S. military.

This should be illegal.

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

09.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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A small marker of our times: this phrase in a news story (rather than opinion) and it being completely accurate.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/u...

09.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
Trump urges oil tankers to just do a Leeroy Jenkins.

Trump urges oil tankers to just do a Leeroy Jenkins.

It's quite depressing that our country is being run by this complete imbecile, and that a sizable fraction of imbeciles support him.

The "Leeroy Jenkins" oil shipping gambit.

09.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No deal is worse than a deal made while black.

08.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuba doesn't have any oil to steal.

08.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

be careful out there folks, a gallon of gas just tried to buy me

07.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Picture of DOGE guy Nate Cavanaugh

Picture of DOGE guy Nate Cavanaugh

Screenshot of my DOGE letter β€œDr. Joseph Rezek
Dear NEH Grantee,
This letter provides notice that the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) is terminating your federal grant (Grant Application No. FEL29509824) effective April 3, 2025, in accordance with the termination clause in your Grant Agreement.
Your grant no longer effectuates the agency's needs and priorities and conditions of the Grant
Agreement and is subject to termination due to several reasonable causes, as outlined in 2CFRΒ§200.340.
For instance, NEH has reasonable cause to terminate your grant in light of the fact that the NEH is repurposing its funding allocations in a new direction in furtherance of the President's agenda. The President's February 19, 2025 executive order mandates that the NEH eliminate all non-statutorily required activities and functions. See Commencing the Reduction of the Federal Bureaucracy, E.O. 14217 (Feb. 19, 2025). Your grant's immediate termination is necessary to safeguard the interests of the federal government, including its fiscal priorities. Any objections or appeals to this termination will be managed in strict accordance with the President's Executive Orders,

Screenshot of my DOGE letter β€œDr. Joseph Rezek Dear NEH Grantee, This letter provides notice that the National Endowment for the Humanities (NEH) is terminating your federal grant (Grant Application No. FEL29509824) effective April 3, 2025, in accordance with the termination clause in your Grant Agreement. Your grant no longer effectuates the agency's needs and priorities and conditions of the Grant Agreement and is subject to termination due to several reasonable causes, as outlined in 2CFRΒ§200.340. For instance, NEH has reasonable cause to terminate your grant in light of the fact that the NEH is repurposing its funding allocations in a new direction in furtherance of the President's agenda. The President's February 19, 2025 executive order mandates that the NEH eliminate all non-statutorily required activities and functions. See Commencing the Reduction of the Federal Bureaucracy, E.O. 14217 (Feb. 19, 2025). Your grant's immediate termination is necessary to safeguard the interests of the federal government, including its fiscal priorities. Any objections or appeals to this termination will be managed in strict accordance with the President's Executive Orders,

Last year, this guy (left) from DOGE used ChatGPT to find NEH grants that were too β€œDEI” for Trump, and canceled them, including mine, as shown by the letter I received last April (right). Huge new NYT article on the back story link below

07.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2911 πŸ” 1110 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 76
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CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 7360 πŸ” 3879 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 226

So we have yet another incident where a US citizen was shot and killed by ICE, and the official ICE account differs from bodycam footage.

This is the story that took nearly a year to break and now we have the bodycam footage.

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Dear Ratfuck Puffini...

This isn't a game of checkers with alternating moves.

As soon as the president asked his subservient boys in Texas and they complied, all bets were off

06.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Mackowiak is not good at math.

Matt Mackowiak is not good at math.

and Jasmine Crockett got more votes than either of the old white guys...

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So if Elon's company was better run we might have avoided the mass shooting last weekend...

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you say you never noticed the Bear had a red penis before?

What you mean you don't even know what a Bern is?

Where did you think the Burmese Mountain dogs come from?

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bear penis to remain on Bernese coat of arms The bear on the coat of arms of canton Bern will continue to display its red penis, the cantonal government has ruled.

The woke mind virus didn't triumph over the red penis of a Bear on the flag of Bern.

"The bear has a tradition that goes back at least 600 years and has been represented in this way since the 15th century, it said."

www.swissinfo.ch/eng/various/...

06.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Check it out taco.

bsky.app/profile/crun...

06.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Justice Department publishes some missing Epstein files related to Trump The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.

NEW @npr.org: The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.

But 37 pages of records are still not public.

More:

06.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 678 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 33

department of "limited overseas military operation"

06.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: β€˜I Don’t Buckle Up’ Sen. Markwayne Mullin said he does not wear a seatbelt while driving in Washington, D.C., lest doing so prevent him from acting quickly in case he's carjacked.

A sitting Republican senator says he is so scared driving in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt out of fear he might get carjacked and won't be able to escape www.mediaite.com/media/tv/rep...

14.08.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 1269 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 791 πŸ“Œ 1042

THIS

Turns out Mark Burnett is bad for America.

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29695 πŸ” 4026 πŸ’¬ 366 πŸ“Œ 161

If you lie down with dogs...

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the old steamboats, when someone fucked up, everybody would shout, "MARKWAYNE!"

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Domestic terrorist relieved of duties, moved to obscure new position.

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Reminder to remain skeptical

No β€” Dallas is actually north of Phoenix.

Geographically, Dallas is:
β€’ Slightly south of Phoenix

05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0