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Iljax Ceateux

@imveryiljax

28 | GNB/MCH | Eorzea’s #1 Smuggler, Salesman, and Courier. Fixer, Tinkerer, Flirt, Ishgard’s Worst Kept Secret πŸ”ž https://iljax-ceateux.carrd.co Header: https://bsky.app/profile/batcastle.bsky.social

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Saving his ass as a sticker to further humiliate him

12.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kyuujax my beloved thing that was never meant to be

12.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To love is to let go

(1/3)

{ #kyuu #iljax #kyuujax #gpose }

12.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(2/3)

12.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(3/3)

12.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apologizing as if the kyuujax nation hasn’t been asking to deploy him into the emotional suffering mines for 4000 years

12.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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its for you

12.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They wouldn’t but they SHOULD

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the game FFXIV of 3 characters engaging in sexual activity. Kyuu, a female white-haired Viera, is between the two men. The NPC from FFXIV, Emet-Selch, is penetrating her from behind. He has one of his hands on one of her breasts while his other hand is wrapping around her throat. Iljax, a male green-haired Viera, is pressed in front of her, one of his hands on her waist. Kyuu and Iljax look into each other’s eyes as Emet-Selch smirks over Kyuu’s shoulders, his eyes looking at Kyuu.

A screenshot from the game FFXIV of 3 characters engaging in sexual activity. Kyuu, a female white-haired Viera, is between the two men. The NPC from FFXIV, Emet-Selch, is penetrating her from behind. He has one of his hands on one of her breasts while his other hand is wrapping around her throat. Iljax, a male green-haired Viera, is pressed in front of her, one of his hands on her waist. Kyuu and Iljax look into each other’s eyes as Emet-Selch smirks over Kyuu’s shoulders, his eyes looking at Kyuu.

The two men in her life would never in canon buuuuuut 🀀

#gpose #kyuu #kyuumet #kyuujax #emetwol

10.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of JJBA part 5. Sex Pistols #6 and #7 are stuck in Notorious B.I.G. the subtitles read "Number Two! Three! Six! Seven!"

screenshot of JJBA part 5. Sex Pistols #6 and #7 are stuck in Notorious B.I.G. the subtitles read "Number Two! Three! Six! Seven!"

🀷

10.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022

A playful poster graphic featuring flat illustrations of national postal services around the world that use bird logos. From March 2022

Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! πŸ¦βœ‰οΈ

08.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2463 πŸ” 938 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7
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beloved slop games my heart

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funslop you only like it because you enjoy it

09.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that Eliezer’s just been holding onto them all this time just. In case.

09.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chalking one up for β€œIljax isn’t gay he just knows things”

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
don't call them beast tribes bro!

don't call them beast tribes bro!

08.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

It always makes me sad missing out on events every Saturday night but man..I be tired πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ I miss yall

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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9pm bedtime on the weekends because I’m chopped and old and a geezer (and had to be up at 3am for work)

08.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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quiet elevations or whatever

07.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
An ominous black rabbit idles in the distance behind some tufts of grass as drops of blood lead to it.

An ominous black rabbit idles in the distance behind some tufts of grass as drops of blood lead to it.

The Black Rabbit of InlΓ©.

07.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1829 πŸ” 575 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Shut the fuck up these are so cool let me play the zkiko silent hill game right NOW!!!!

07.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I said what I said

07.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yea

07.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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im going to remember more beyond this later and get mad but this is the funniest ensemble i could pull out of my ass

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Inspire hope
Listen emphatically
Justify value
Allude to a future
X-it

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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zkiko we need to get you the fuck out of there

07.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/imve... …gulp.

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope y'all look at this and get it y'know?

#brainrot

13.05.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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17.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I changed my mind this might be the funniest image of all time

06.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0