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Bort

@simpstoned

I sleep in a racing car

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Latest posts by Bort @simpstoned

Gotta nuke something

Gotta nuke something

28.02.2026 19:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
pig meets pig

pig meets pig

04.02.2026 19:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Homer, Lenny and Carl are blitzed. Barney is being a responsible sober driver.

Homer, Lenny and Carl are blitzed. Barney is being a responsible sober driver.

17.01.2026 21:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lisa and Marge getting ripped on fake snow

Lisa and Marge getting ripped on fake snow

25.12.2025 18:42 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Lil Lisa's Zaza

Lil Lisa's Zaza

29.11.2025 06:07 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
nodding off

nodding off

06.11.2025 16:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

31.10.2025 14:17 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Martin knows hydroponics

Martin knows hydroponics

30.10.2025 01:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

24.10.2025 12:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lisa huffing glue

Lisa huffing glue

18.10.2025 23:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Bouvier women blitzed for Thanksgiving

The Bouvier women blitzed for Thanksgiving

12.10.2025 20:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marge harshing Homer's buzz

Marge harshing Homer's buzz

07.10.2025 02:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only way Homer can tolerate Patty and Selma is by smoking a fat doink

The only way Homer can tolerate Patty and Selma is by smoking a fat doink

02.10.2025 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.09.2025 00:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*War - Lowrider*

*War - Lowrider*

18.09.2025 21:49 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Marge doesn't suspect a thing

Marge doesn't suspect a thing

10.09.2025 17:47 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
support your local library

support your local library

07.09.2025 17:37 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
Darryl Strawberry Cough

Darryl Strawberry Cough

04.09.2025 22:11 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grampa Simpson has brain fog

Grampa Simpson has brain fog

01.09.2025 03:40 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Stoned Mets fan Apu

Stoned Mets fan Apu

29.08.2025 21:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ruth Powers ready for a night out

Ruth Powers ready for a night out

26.08.2025 15:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
support your local library

support your local library

23.08.2025 03:48 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Bart don't care

Bart don't care

19.08.2025 16:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. However as a mentally ill Simpsons fan I do not condone anything past season 10

15.08.2025 13:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
good vibes

good vibes

14.08.2025 22:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you know they're real?

Did you know they're real?

10.08.2025 21:23 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
Homer gets the ladies

Homer gets the ladies

05.08.2025 22:05 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, even Maggie

Yes, even Maggie

02.08.2025 18:06 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Bart and Krusty relaxing backstage

Bart and Krusty relaxing backstage

30.07.2025 15:14 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Li'l Lisa Hindu Kush

Li'l Lisa Hindu Kush

26.07.2025 20:08 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1