“Peggy! We’ve been turned into pigs!”
“And just what are you trying to say about me, Hank?!”
“Dangit, Peggy, the boy’s lost his name to some kinda Got-dang yokai!”
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
GUESS WHAT? Go on, guess. It's Xena & Callisto again, you may remember them from other such posts of mine like, 'Xena x Callisto,' & the surprise sequel, 'More Xena x Callisto,' plus more. It's the one with Xena standing over Callisto telling her to stay down and Callisto is like, "Gladly <3" y'know, classic Callisto stuff. I added a little background of GREENERY, like the threat of a fern and a whisper of some grass, stuff like that. Plus some peachy pink sky. #myart
Added a background to this Xena/Callisto piece so I could make some nice prints and I think it turned out PEACHY
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
Light is fucking up my eyes to the point next time I get glasses I might do the blue light filter BS. I may need a screen detox....
I might not be an honour student but I've certainly earned this
Leon is doomed to be a girl dad, I'm happy for him
My Resident Evil 9 review: Leon hot
My husband's gone so it's time for GIRL DINNER!!!! (I order Thai food and pay for delivery instead of him picking it up)
David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’
You made an account just to harass someone. Maybe look in the mirror you absolute clown.
kill all fake lovers
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder 🫵
Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text
I would love to cook dinner but the dishwasher is on and the noise is Too Icky.
They live here in wedded bliss
....I got the Ed and Stede Christmas Nutcracker salt and pepper shakers.
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screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"
me in hell
If you have Crave you get the added bonus of the commercials SCREAMING at you
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
I hope 2026 is kind to us all
Got a lymphatic massage and I haven't felt this unbloated since before chemo. Its finally feeling like my own body again.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen with WOMEN lead singers
The Beaches
Metric (x2)
Carly Rae Jepsen (x2)
Janelle Monae
And they were the opening act for The Pillows but Noodles is great.
A sphinx attempts to catch a harpy in her claws. The harpy looks deeply unamused.
Enrichment is so important
finally the heated rivalry discourse that’s truly meant for me
Xena and Gabby from Xena: Warrior Princess
This was my Heated Rivalry
The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364
The different aspects of my personality. Into pigeons, into empathy and somewhat existential.
They all take turns
