Jacie

I have zero but guys!!!?

I'm unsure how people really think people were downplaying a virus that can kill you, make you go blind, wipe out your immune system for years, and oh yeah come back and kill you a decade after you thought you'd shaken it.

My printer from college a decade ago thats been sitting in the garage does somehow still have ink and can print

ya know what’s crazy?

EVERYTHING

I just watched a human nonchalantly walk up to a tree and grabbed a 12ct. donut box out that was lodged sideways in the branches and quickly inspected it and continued walking

Feeling really bad for the older folk that carry their check book everywhere and whip it out to immediately be told no but we are offered discounts some places for not having to process epayments and I am confused sometimes too

I thought i heard it was it's 250th birthday or something coming up? We're only halfway thru?

Why is every stage of a cold the shittiest

!!!!!!

Does anyone else have trouble on the line of "I'm sick and shouldn't bring this around my coworkers and customers so I'll stay home" and "I'm mostly over it, just coughing and sneezing still and I'll wear a mask, I need to get paid"
Selfish to go? Selfish to stay home?

How Minneapolis Fought ICE With Dildos A sex toy has become a symbol of resistance in Minnesota and beyond.

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Promise me you'll start asking the DFL electeds who are attached at the hip with Sheriff Dawanna Witt what they think of the job she's doing.

1 - boy and man standing in front of a vortex or time loop or something and the boy says 'we did it, we time traveled!' and the man says 'but to what year?' 2 - the boy points to another person far away and says 'let me ask that guy over there' 3 - and he calls over to the other person and says 'who is the us bombing now?' and the other guy says 'iran' 4 - and the boy says to man 'no fucking clue'

Yup, that doesn't help much.

mo money mo problems yes. but also, have you considered:no money, even mo problems

‘I Just Stood Up’: The Stunning Arrest Of Aliya Rahman At The State Of The Union Rahman, who was Rep. Ilhan Omar’s guest, suspects she was targeted after testifying to Congress about her brutal ICE detention in Minneapolis.

Rahman, who was Rep. Ilhan Omar’s guest at tRump’s SOTU, suspects she was targeted after testifying to Congress about her brutal ICE detention in Minneapolis.
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YES PLEASE

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

Run this in all markets @theweekendmsnow.bsky.social

Making a pot of coffee without the coffee grounds so lmk if you'd like la Croix coffee

Again, it is interesting that a single generation was entrusted with the richest, most advanced empire the world had ever known and was just uninterested in keeping it going

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

Woman who attended SOTU to highlight her arrest without cause arrested without cause at SOTU.
““I just stood up. I stood silently, with no signs. I was not blocking anyone’s view of the hall. And then I was arrested.”

Not my brain somehow able to recall anatomy from over a decade ago when my insides hurt in a place they've never hurt me before and I'm self diagnosing now

What did we ask, guy

#⏰🐘🧵

Just an immortal meme doing his regular rounds

#unitedwestand #wethepeople #resist #voteblue #trumpepsteinfiles

Supporting this bill is femicide btw