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@mhefflin

Here for #TheArchers, dumb jokes, and doomscrolling.

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wtf?!

01.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no, Samsung, I don't want to play a trivia game with my remote during commercials tysm

17.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Senators Clash Over Immigration Enforcement, Risking a D.H.S. Shutdown

Don’t back down. Shut it down.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...

06.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

03.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 10617 πŸ” 2373 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 22
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

31.01.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 20923 πŸ” 5018 πŸ’¬ 525 πŸ“Œ 296
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30.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 28069 πŸ” 9224 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 760

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 47535 πŸ” 14314 πŸ’¬ 521 πŸ“Œ 600

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,

Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

24.01.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 25369 πŸ” 6070 πŸ’¬ 708 πŸ“Œ 262

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

24.01.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 10517 πŸ” 1979 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 76

it’s called fluvoxamine lol

23.01.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow it's that thing I have been saying for years as AI destroyed my career and ruined my life

17.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

The media (and everyone else) need to stop referring to ICE as "law enforcement".

They are out to perform "ethnic cleansing" and to terrorize the population.

There is nothing "lawful" about it.

08.01.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 8447 πŸ” 2385 πŸ’¬ 364 πŸ“Œ 144

WAS IT KEIRA? #TheArchers

31.12.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your semi regular reminder that "unskilled labor" is a phrase made up by rich assholes to devalue whatever YOU are good at for the sole purpose of extracting more profit

29.12.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 638 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8
Dhoom Machale Song | DHOOM, Esha Deol, John Abraham, Abhishek, Uday, Sunidhi Chauhan, Pritam, Sameer
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(your walkoff music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUm...

05.11.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

brb moving to nyc

05.11.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

27.10.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 35872 πŸ” 13637 πŸ’¬ 1033 πŸ“Œ 623

Free Halloween costume idea! πŸŽƒ

Write β€œAI company” on a t-shirt, run around your neighborhood stealing kids’ candy, give that candy away next year, and tell anyone who complains that candy is worthless and you’re performing a vital service to everyone who comes to your house.

27.10.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve got money for the Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom no one asked for but not enough money to help feed the kids of people who work at Wal-Mart.

Only in America.

27.10.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 860 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 9

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

27.10.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 34663 πŸ” 11417 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 677

Writing a thing about Salem (again) & just to reiterate a thing I once said in a Monster of the Month talk:

50-90% of what we call the paranormalβ€”from witchcraft to ghosts to what-have-youβ€”can be explained by the fact that patriarchal cultures despise teenage girls & have no idea what to do w/them.

16.10.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

14.10.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 18640 πŸ” 8039 πŸ’¬ 474 πŸ“Œ 452
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Team Newsom is really, really good at this.

12.10.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

They literally sit him down in front of Fox with a McD's and Temazepam while they crack on building Miller's throne.

It's why the feds are in Portland.

He said to reporters weeks ago: "I didn't know it was still going on" the morning after Fox played 5 year old reels of George Floyd protests. FFS.

29.09.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Civility is when white people commit political violence without saying β€œfuck”

28.09.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was walking down a street in New York and I thought how lovely it was, with the trees and the light. Tried to take a photo and this came out. It’s incredible how blind we become to the ugliness of cars. They really do mess things up. Yet somehow we manage to filter them out.

22.09.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1876 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 48
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shit ain’t over til it’s over

22.09.2025 08:53 πŸ‘ 3920 πŸ” 1532 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 187

"How you die does not redeem how you lived."

15.09.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.

11.09.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 38327 πŸ” 7462 πŸ’¬ 1213 πŸ“Œ 470