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Hate Wanks: Attorney at Law

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I like cats and plastic robots and painting small things. Bi. He/him. Married to the best person BwiththeT

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Big floppy dildo in each hand surely is the next step

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On a bit of a break atm as I am sorting my hobby space. But there a loads ready to go.

09.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Fuck ornaments, fuck baubles and trinkets, terror is all the decoration the IVth need

09.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Safe from the iron warriors combat patrol. I have a warpsmith, chaos legionaries and havoca already. And I refuse to accept that even modern iron warriors would use anything but cataphractii

09.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is so far up starmers arse I'm surprised you can't see her face when he opens is boring mouth.

Everything I've ever written to her about , she replies not answering the question and then spouting some party line.

09.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be proud of working in the NHS. Even though I work in an area that has nothing to do with Gender clinics, it's a shame on the whole organisation.

09.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Man at his computer, his phone vibrates
Panel 2: Man looking at a headline on his phone that says β€œEndless hell grows again!”
Panel 3 & 4: Man puts his phone down and continues working, looking perturbed

Panel 1: Man at his computer, his phone vibrates Panel 2: Man looking at a headline on his phone that says β€œEndless hell grows again!” Panel 3 & 4: Man puts his phone down and continues working, looking perturbed

Morning all

09.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Did you know? The John Wick franchise is based on the time Buster Keaton killed hundreds and hundreds of people because he was bored

(Source: tinyurl.com/msbdct2u)

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4592 πŸ” 1351 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 71
08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 8275 πŸ” 2618 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 23

@grumpykiltpin.bsky.social you're a wizard, would you be able to help Cat out?

08.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The official guns have a muzzle flash that's the T symbol of the Tetragramaton. My mind exploded when I saw a documentary on it

07.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking incredible film

Flawless.

07.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair, thank you for looking πŸ™‚

07.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would I be able to give you my vinyl to sign also? I couldn't stretch to it but his music is so god damn influencial to me.

Unless I sell more guitar pedals before they sell out XD

07.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sinners was incredible, everyone shut the fuck up during. Amazing cinema experience

07.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing sinners for the first time in the cinema with Viki and thought this is as appropriate

07.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Anyone else obsessed with the giant woman in slay the spire 2?

07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Devastating report into trans lives shows we are β€˜stronger together’, says Green leader Zack Polanski Green party leader speaks out as devastating report makes clear why many Trans+ people might be feeling powerless right now

www.wearequeeraf.com/devastating-...

07.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

Got my @tfnationltd.bsky.social tickets, and my wife is finally joining me this year! I'm so happy!

07.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Brasseye Special - Paedophile Slang Names
Brasseye Special - Paedophile Slang Names YouTube video by candycoatedsandman

It comes from my brain being permanently altered by the paedophiles episode of brass eye, so when everyone started using slop, it made me think of slopbadger(although it's actually slot badger, years of misremembering)
youtu.be/8Ou0fSPZax4?...

07.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. Hulk out of them on stage to reveal the fresh pair underneath XD

07.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That can be fixed, don't let go!

07.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I don't want to meet you at tfn, you sound irredeemably insane XD

06.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 5226 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 14

I will say, that as a fellow blood angels player, we are the only ones that can say this legitimately

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Got Umar sounding like an 18th century pervert XD

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have aphantasia and I would rather scoop my brain out with a melon baller than use slopclankers

06.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have one and it's awesome. Loads of people hated it. They were wrong

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0