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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass

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I'm not concerned about those who question God or even doubt God. That’s just a natural part of faith.

My concern are those who claim to know the mind of God better than anyone and act as though they have the right to impose their beliefs on everyone else.

02.03.2026 19:35 👍 268 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 1

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

07.03.2026 22:24 👍 11704 🔁 2317 💬 608 📌 119

I’m thinking of how many simple minded MAGA heads that would explode knowing that truth came from “the enemy” and not ‘Murican goverment or media entities.
Whether or not they would accept it as fact is another thing entirely. Not exactly open minded or fact based, those folks.

08.03.2026 07:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a child of the 80s and David Copperfield was creepy as shit before I knew what a French kiss was. How is he still making money?

08.03.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 06:36 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yes please.

08.03.2026 06:47 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

Trump saluting a flag-draped casket carried by soldiers, wearing his standard ill fitting suit and a white baseball hat that says USA in gold letters visible from space

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal.

Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

07.03.2026 21:53 👍 5287 🔁 1165 💬 344 📌 139

To follow your narrative I was at my parents last weekend as they wanted to celebrate when they could, I had an offer for dinner at two different $100+ plate locations and I asked my mom if she would make tater tot casserole, because it’s what I remembered and didn’t care about the rest. I get it.

08.03.2026 06:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday, Katie. I had my 47th on Wednesday, prefer pie to cake, but THIS I would be happy with as well.
Appreciate you.

08.03.2026 06:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Igneous heart a full 3/4ths centimeter in diameter, seventeen yards fully stretched out in the fun flaps, because getting where you want to be is hard on your back and easier on your “conscience.”
Literally the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile thrown down the Straight of Gibraltar.

08.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 05:20 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
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melania: Is zee viagra vorking yet donold?

Shitler: Looks like we have the full inch-and-a-half!

08.03.2026 06:06 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Guy who’s okay with the R word. Great parent.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

08.03.2026 06:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The flags still aren’t at half staff for those soldiers. Guess they weren’t married to Erika Kirk.

08.03.2026 06:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Same as it ever was
@lastweektonight.com

youtu.be/br0NW9ufUUw?...

08.03.2026 05:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Someone said parenting is the lowest paid profession & also the highest paid profession. I agree. None of us will ever have it totally figured out. Maddening tho, I agree (the people you journey with along the way make a big difference).
I was a HIGE POS at my son’s age. I’m lucky as his dad.

08.03.2026 05:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I appreciate you, Andy. Hope you have a good night, my friend.

08.03.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like he has good influences!

08.03.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks .. ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..

As a friend of mine always says, “love yer suit.”

08.03.2026 05:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And that’s where parents come in, to point them away from the histrionics of the moronic, yeah?
His mother & I were never married. She has not worked a single day in his life.
He’s a fantastic kid, and that’s because he cares about people. That’s not from me and DEF not his mother. Just a good kid.

08.03.2026 05:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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*brb soiled my britches*

08.03.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But it’s nice that what I worry about doesn’t come from my son’s behavior or activities, just the dumbass environment that he’s in.

08.03.2026 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And the Venn diagram of those is closer to a perfect circle than I want.

08.03.2026 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

None accepted. 47 this past Wednesday and it feels like all I get pissed about is things that worry me about my son and things I can’t control.

08.03.2026 05:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s from 2012.
It’s 2026.

08.03.2026 04:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can You Say Why America is the Greatest Country in the World?
Can You Say Why America is the Greatest Country in the World? YouTube video by Christopher L Webster

This place sucks. youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0?...

08.03.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ten billion a year for everyone to hear about “moderate to severe” and have a dozen songs they love ruined for jingles, “don’t take if you’re allergic to it,” “ask your doctor” - I think I didn’t go to med school so I’ll let my doctor ask the first set of questions.
Everything is a “mab” to fix me?

08.03.2026 04:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Tobacco ads are illegal, mostly because kids see ads. Good.
Ads for betting markets, “prediction” markets like Kalshi and Polymarket, RXs (90% of the health care market per the GAO, which blows me away considering how much I have to listen to Medicare Part half the alphabet ads), all good.

08.03.2026 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean it’s possible he sharted. It happens frequently. But Vlad is smiling.

08.03.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, why is Vlad staring at Trump’s cottage cheese bucket?

08.03.2026 04:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0