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They say you are what you eat, but I don't recall eating a disgruntled old woman.

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It is legitimately so insulting to the generations who fought for the right to vote that people act the way about it.

I’m so fucking sick of it.

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said Democrats would probably refuse to hold military leaders accountable for their actions in this war after this administration ends but I look back at the atrocities from Iraq/Afghanistan that were prosecuted and say we can do it again. We can do more.

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

I want to see the romcom where the woman rejects the bigoted town of her upbringing in favor of the big city media guy SO BAD

07.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1983 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 32

I always like to remind people in the 1988 campaign, Jesse got more delegates than Joe Biden. Biden dropped out before the primaries began in 1987 and Jesse would win states like South Carolina and Michigan.

07.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an Indian journalist in Israel right now reporting in Hindi about how bomb shelters in Israel will allow even the pets of Jews in but will not open its doors to the Indian workers our shithole government sent in droves to make up for genocided Palestinian labor. Apartheid regime.

07.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 839 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 17

I see your point. I was actually thinking about deleting that skeet, because upon reflection I wasn't sure it was reasonable, but now that you've answered it, I'll leave it up.

07.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know the limitations of chatbots. Maybe everyone should know the limitations of chatbots, and especially that they lie, but everyone doesn't. And since there are a lot of people doing their damnedest and spending millions to make sure they don't find out, they seem more culpable to me.

07.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 4007 πŸ” 964 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People are missing the point in replying to this. Shes not a billionaire because she gives her money away to charity and help people ten times over.

But think about all the money she gives away TO help. She should have been one waaaaay before now

She is quite literally the billionaire that ISNT.

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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New York is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam AG Letitia James will head an "independent assessment" of what happened to the Blind Rohingya refugee who Border Patrol dumped in Buffalo.

New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who died in the cold streets of Buffalo days after Border Patrol dumped him without coordinating with his family or lawyers.

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 6570 πŸ” 1929 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 105

Putting on private-school detector glasses and suddenly every gathering of elite journalists looks like the banquet scene from "They Live"

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).

the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

06.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 3362 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 37

it's insane that my country's current position is that, if we don't like the leader of a sovereign nation, not only do we get to kill them we get to pick their successor

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 3152 πŸ” 510 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 49

I'm excited to see what she thinks a special envoy costume looks like.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

This isn’t going to get better.

06.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because they’re β€œmean” animals

This is like when people complain that they don’t like turkey because it’s dry: they’re telling on their own incompetence.

Ham-fisted dopes don’t know how to approach cats. Not the cat’s problem

06.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

This is very true. I was calling one of my cats a name that I really wanted to suit her and it just totally didn't, until one day I looked at her and said "Maggie" and there we were. πŸ’—

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they were referring to themselves.

05.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1966 the New Jersey Young Republicans gleefully sang racist and antisemitic songs at their gatherings. The lyrics to one went β€œRiding the Reich in my Mercedes Benz, shooting every kike, saving all my friends." Hartford Courant, 13 February 1966.

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1028 πŸ” 403 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 34

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 40311 πŸ” 9106 πŸ’¬ 1492 πŸ“Œ 306

Amazon MGM continue to omit their logos and copyright lines in their posters and ads for upcoming movies, to avoid people knowing its theirs lest they stay home and wait for Prime.

Moviegoers do not stay dumb forever; sooner or later they'll add 2+2 and figure out no logo = streaming in 60 days.

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Renee Good Should Be Alive Today
Alex Pretti Should Be Alive Today
Keith Porter Jr Should Be Alive Today

Cricket, the dog she murdered, should be alive today.

Kristi Noem should be prosecuted, held accountable, and barred from ever receiving another tax payer check.

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4782 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 32

pretty convinced at this point that Joss is just an Omelas trap, except instead of paradise in exchange for a tortured child you get mid-plus to very good genre television in exchange for an unknown number of victimized actresses

05.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill never misses. Never.

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7223 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 125
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Kristi Noem Repeatedly Claimed ICE Deported a Cannibal. It Was β€œCompletely Made Up.” Law enforcement sources told The Intercept that Noem’s tale about a cannibal was a fabrication.

Goodbye, Kristi.

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
The NYT story announcing that Kristi Noemβ€˜s new position would be as β€œSpecial Envoy for the shield of the Americas.β€œ

The NYT story announcing that Kristi Noemβ€˜s new position would be as β€œSpecial Envoy for the shield of the Americas.β€œ

β€œSpecial Envoy for the Shield of the Americas” sounds like a job where the uniform’s made out of cardboard and Reynolds Wrap.

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

God, I wish I still had the ability to believe in the goodness of human beings like this.

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0