Bryan

start with arranging 4'33", helps with registration issues

To the place with the ribs
West Virribia
Mountain Ribs, Ma
Take me Home, Country Ribs

time to dig out my copy for a race or two

One Pokémon Battle After Another

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

"babe where were you"

"line at the dunkin was brutal"

"twenty years though?"

"felt like it, yeah"

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop. Pink Guy points up at screen and says “is that guy cool?” Panel 2: Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies “he just blew up a school full of kids” Panel 3: Pink Guy says “No, I know“ Panel 4: We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards. Pink Guy continues, “but his cap is so BACKWARDS”

media literacy 2026

just watched one battle after another

don't do drugs kids, you might forget the secret password

Markwayne bringing the Markpain this wrestlemania

this is darkest dungeon, right?

assuming 100,000 public schools, that's $10,000 for each school, which can fund instrument repairs and upkeep for quite a while.

it goes all the way up to E Shat

"Iran is weeks away from a nuclear weapon"

voting in the primary was pretty easy.

mr smooth brain going seamlessly from military objectives to how nice the east wing is going to be when it's finished.

somehow I overextended a muscle all the way from my neck to my elbow and damn if that doesn't make every possible sleeping and sitting position awful

overheard at rehearsal:

"it's so hard, it just wants to go faster."

why was this man giving away free food and healthcare, was he stupid?

the headline could be just "2-Year-Old Unaware"

"Are you crying?"

"...I've been over the goose with the fumes"

-Journey to the Center of the Earth, 1959

has someone recut what about bob as a horror movie? it could probably work.

there are only about 8 important people in the galaxy at any one time. everyone else is there to show how important these 8 people are.

is it a setup problem or bad technique?: my life with guitar

It's like an inverse mr. roger's neighborhood

this valentine's day, get your partner the gift that keeps on giving:

a divorce!

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day to you too.

gamecube got the buggy port I guess!

the dahaka, the final boss of prince of persia: warrior within. chased me for a whole playthrough and monochromed the world! terrifying!

somehow hitting it really fast for like two seconds near an edge is all you need, once you have the water sword.

pretty nice!