Froyo

How I look at the bathroom twink after he compliments my jacket and offers me a bump:

The Elder of Meese has claimed another. All according to plan.

Beating some sense into these toxic codependent lesbians in order to save their relationship is still probably one of my favorite ultimates from a story perspective

Gamefreak does good work, check out their non-Nintendo games. Pokemon is That Way because of corporate interference

Her: no something can’t be ugly and cunty at the same time it’s one or the other.

The Chicago Bean purse from the Sprite TikTok:

Chicken sized meese. Easily. I’m not fighting a 6’ 1000lb dinosaur. We have like 12 movies about how humans would lose that 1v1

Clarifying question: do the meese and chicken retain their weight in this hypothetical or do they take on the mass equal to their new size?

Till I move and realize I don’t need them and Marie Kondo that shit

Granted I’m not your therapist but generally it’s not so much as a “you’re the problem, fix yourself” as it is “you can’t change outside influences, you can only control your own thoughts and actions, what can you change about your behavior, reactions, or environment that can bring you more peace.”

Unless your home is completely quiet, if you don’t use PTT in discord I hold a deep loathing and immense judgement for you.

PV gays crying about cancelling their vacations…

Americans are so weird. What do you mean you’re surprised there’s a large Asian community in Mexico? The US isn’t the only place people immigrate to.

I wish I was physically attracted to femme gays they’re the most fun and the best dates I’ve ever been on.

Waking up after I simultaneously call out fitness gays for having no personality and the bear community for their rampant AI use for slop:

Mine always get inflamed but I’ll never get them out. It makes my thrussy grip stronger

First in my bloodline to give back shots in the park to a dude wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a furry wolf head btw

Hate that he and his bf haven’t taken me to see the Eiffel Tower maybe 🤭

How’d we not run into each other D:

My local gay club got to it first, I’m afraid

Bagels are merely a vehicle to more easily consume cream cheese

Found a mit sheet for M12S and this is just for one mechanic. Pray for me.

I’m on the opposite side where I have to defend my being Mexican with my life cause people believe all of us are brown. Like I’m sorry did you think Treviño was an Irish name??

Get a cartilage piercing. You’ll never be able to sleep comfortably again 🥲

Lois like you’re the backup plan

Just realized how sketchy that link looks LMAO. It’s a website that shows housing data in FFXIV. Totally safe and how I got my medium plot

zhu.codes/paissa

Can search by city, size, and bids :3c

I’ll start a go fund me to get you some girth, king. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏼

My entire XIV static is already looking at other means bc we’re deleting our accounts soon as it asks for personal info

LOVE a good Bear Face 🤭