blonkus

jesus christ net worth

Damn, bro is missing his middle finger tho 😪

combination bidet / soda fountain

That’s one of those I think I’ve watched a couple of times because every time I think I’ve not seen it before. Either that or I’ve never seen it and need to watch it

You invented it!!

who else been pissin sitting down for years now?? ✋✋✋

Just saw your other post, good job!

Congrats! Where / what are you studying, if I may ask? Partner just got into a program in mi too and is deciding whether to accept

Wait

you pegged me!

I don’t stink, the thick layer of feces on my skin does

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

back in my day we had geometry CLASS and we got into actual wars but go off!!!

ah damn thisn scheduling conflict

starting a latestt trend— sodomy tuesday

butter - someone who butts

let’s hope loving God & each other is the next pandemic 🙌❤️

nuts are the titties of the dick

Actually it’s the 9/11 memorial account smh

Me too. I was in Mrs sotos class. She was a bitch iirc

The best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

I have that same one! For our dog! She didn’t use it!

The CEO, putting on his glasses and unfolding a paper with his prepared remarks to the shareholders: “Who knew that she could dance like that?”

He’ll always be David “Fortnite” Wallace to me

but that’s my fetish!!

going house to house looking in bathroom windows until i find her

actually *points* im dem bones

Damn, that’s a sick announcer / voiceover voice. Could be a great side gig

Guy from Memento in a job interview: Can you explain this gap on my resume?